{"id":27882,"date":"2010-10-28T23:22:40","date_gmt":"2010-10-29T03:22:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=27882"},"modified":"2020-06-22T23:22:51","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T03:22:51","slug":"it-rarely-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=27882","title":{"rendered":"It rarely happens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">But today, I&#8217;m glad that I&#8217;m not working.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><span class=\"apple-style-span\"><i>Hints to this veiled message:\u00a0<\/i><\/span>attempted robbery, stupid motherfucking idiots, steal a better car next time, really dumb criminals, yes they were caught<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But today, I&#8217;m glad that I&#8217;m not working. Hints to this veiled message:\u00a0attempted robbery, stupid motherfucking idiots, steal a better car next time, really dumb criminals, yes they were caught<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,15,105,49],"class_list":["post-27882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-og","tag-rage","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27882"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27883,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27882\/revisions\/27883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}