{"id":28055,"date":"2010-12-04T10:23:49","date_gmt":"2010-12-04T14:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28055"},"modified":"2020-06-23T10:24:00","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T14:24:00","slug":"conclusions-from-world-championship-wrestling-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28055","title":{"rendered":"Conclusions from World Championship Wrestling #2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-28058\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/cougar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"211\" \/> \u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-28056\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/beaver.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"211\" \/> \u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-28057\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Cecil2-Victory.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"66\" height=\"99\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For the last seven business days, I was back working at WCW, but this time in the Power Plant, and not for Saturday Night. This was very pleasing to me to simply be back there, and I&#8217;m admittedly a little sad that my second go-around is over after just two weeks, and not like the 15-month stint the first time around. But regardless, I enjoyed my time back on familiar grounds again, and who the hell knows what lies ahead for my wacky freelance career that doesn&#8217;t seem to end.<\/p>\n<p>But anyway, without giving up too much information, basically, I did a ton of research for pretty much every NCAA school. I&#8217;ve learned of schools that I didn&#8217;t even know even existed, as well as discovering the various mascots and colors used throughout the country&#8217;s vast network of colleges. And here are some conclusions from my recent assignment:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I have discovered <strong>17 schools<\/strong>, that use the moniker of <strong>cougars<\/strong>, much to the amusement of my inner 14-year old. Writing this out, I also realize that I&#8217;m twice the age of my inner 14-year old, and rapidly approaching the age of where the hot 30-something cougars find me to be too old, and I&#8217;d be relegated to settling with the not-quite-as-hot 40-something cougars instead. Regardless, I have to imagine the male students of the University of Houston, Brigham Young University, and Washington State, among others, really find amusement in being cougar alums.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ten schools,<\/strong> to my count are <strong>beavers<\/strong>, which elicits more snickering amusement out of me. Does anyone I know have any realization that MIT&#8217;s mascot is actually a beaver, and not Asian guys counting cards? Admittedly all these revelations were funnier in my head than they are written out, but keeping track of such juvenile pursuits <em>was<\/em> a good way to break the monotony of the eye-bending work I was doing.<\/p>\n<p>So anyway, I kept track of any oddities, be it funny names, school websites, or mostly just more funny names, and I have the following to share:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Worst college website in history goes to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rustcollege.edu\/rust\/athletics.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Rust College <\/a>&#8211; seriously, the only thing really missing from this website is an animated GIF of a stick figure with a pick axe on a yellow sign, to further emphasize the under construction nature of the site. No way I would have thought this to be a legitimate NCAA school&#8217;s website.<\/li>\n<li>WTF mascot goes to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.evergreen.edu\/athletics\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Evergreen State College<\/a>, home of the . . . Geoducks. What the fuck is a geoduck, we all collectively ask? Imagine a snail shell, with a gigantic worm sticking out of it instead of a slimy head. They&#8217;re apparently some relative to clams, but the bottom line is that this hippie-populated school&#8217;s likeness is inherited from these oddity creatures.<\/li>\n<li>Where Simon Belmont went to college &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.transy.edu\/index.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Transylvania University<\/a>, in Transylvania . . . Kentucky.<\/li>\n<li>Pretty low standards for mascots: University of California, Santa Cruz, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goslugs.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">home of the Banana Slugs<\/a>. Apparently, all the other Universities of California got all the cool names before Santa Cruz could get one.<\/li>\n<li>And I thought the Duke Blue Devils were lame, but they&#8217;re demonic compared to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slubillikens.com\/\">Billikens of St. Louis University<\/a>. Not quite sure what a billiken is, but wikipedia says it&#8217;s a charm doll created by some lady in St. Louis. Apparently impactful enough to have an entire school make it its mascot.<\/li>\n<li>The Trifecta of Lame: The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wcpoets.com\/landing\/index\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Whittier College Poets<\/a>, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gomonks.com\/landing\/index\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Monks of St. Joseph&#8217;s College of Maine<\/a>, and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.loc.edu\/Athletic\/index.asp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Lemoyne-Owen College Magicians<\/a>. Couldn&#8217;t have three gayer and lamer identities than those.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>But the crown jewel of them all, and probably my favorite is a combination of nerdy, lame, and most certainly unique. Out of the 1,097 schools I looked at, there was only one:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.furmanpaladins.com\/sports\/w-volley\/index\"><strong>PALADINS<\/strong> of Furman University<\/a>. Seriously, the fucking PALADINS, like the mythical classification of holy knight or something, most familiarized by video games, and fantasy RPGs. Give them a lame purple palette, and most importantly, the very appropriate logo of a big <strong>F<\/strong> in the middle of a star, and we have the <em>best<\/em> college identity in the NCAA.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Cougars, beavers, and paladins, oh my. I will miss WCW, again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 For the last seven business days, I was back working at WCW, but this time in the Power Plant, and not for Saturday Night. This was very pleasing to me to simply be back there, and I&#8217;m admittedly a little sad that my second go-around is over after just two weeks, and not &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28055\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Conclusions from World Championship Wrestling #2<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[94,37,83,15],"class_list":["post-28055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-graphic-design","tag-job","tag-observations","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28055"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28059,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28055\/revisions\/28059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}