{"id":28082,"date":"2010-12-16T10:48:56","date_gmt":"2010-12-16T14:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28082"},"modified":"2020-06-23T10:49:16","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T14:49:16","slug":"perils-of-atlanta-winters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28082","title":{"rendered":"Perils of Atlanta winters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-28083 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/omgcars.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/omgcars.jpg 490w, http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/omgcars-300x159.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">This is very similar to what my drive home from trivia looked like tonight.\u00a0 The only real difference is that it was dark out.\u00a0 But the visuals were otherwise the same, with cars sitting in ditches, wrecked, flipped over, or stalled on the shoulder.\u00a0 Whether or not there was anyone hurt or injured is unknown, but there were most certainly plenty of abandoned wrecks on the side of the road tonight.\u00a0 All because it rained today, and compounded with the week of arctic weather we&#8217;ve had, led to, predictably, lots of ice on the streets.\u00a0 And naturally, Atlanta, being in a Southern state, is ill-prepared for such circumstances, and there are no trucks to ice the roads, leading to lots of accidents, closed roads and highways, and worst of all, an epidemic called &#8220;more retarded than usual drivers.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Seriously, the ice on the roads don&#8217;t scare me the least bit, but the other people &#8220;driving&#8221; in their cars worry the ever living shit out of me.\u00a0 On empty roads, I&#8217;m 100% confident in my ability to get home, but having to dodge cars on the Connector and I-285 that slam their brakes when they think they see ice, are about to go over bridges, or are generally traveling at 35 mph speeds on highways that require deft maneuvering around creates very unsafe driving conditions.\u00a0 It also didn&#8217;t help that the cops and DOT started blocking off ramps and exits that had any sort of bridge and\/or curve involved, because people are just fucking retarded.\u00a0 What is normally a 30 minute drive took me 50, due to all circumstances noted.\u00a0 The fascinating thing is that at first, with all the cars wrecked and abandoned all over the streets, it looked a lot like\u00a0<span class=\"apple-style-span\"><i>The Walking Dead<\/i><\/span>, and I was almost expecting to see zombies emerging from the ditches a quarter mile later.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is very similar to what my drive home from trivia looked like tonight.\u00a0 The only real difference is that it was dark out.\u00a0 But the visuals were otherwise the same, with cars sitting in ditches, wrecked, flipped over, or stalled on the shoulder.\u00a0 Whether or not there was anyone hurt or injured is unknown, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28082\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Perils of Atlanta winters<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,45,15,8,9,10,96,49],"class_list":["post-28082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-fail","tag-og","tag-ohgeorgia","tag-snow","tag-traffic","tag-weather","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28082"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28084,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28082\/revisions\/28084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}