{"id":28232,"date":"2011-01-14T23:40:35","date_gmt":"2011-01-15T03:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28232"},"modified":"2020-06-23T23:40:46","modified_gmt":"2020-06-24T03:40:46","slug":"not-working-as-a-result-of-snowpocalypse-day-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28232","title":{"rendered":"Not working as a result of SNOWPOCALYPSE: Day 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-28233 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/dead_apocalypse.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"291\" srcset=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/dead_apocalypse.jpg 490w, http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/dead_apocalypse-300x178.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Officially, with today nixed as well, Mother Nature has taken a net of $1,200 out of my pocket this week.\u00a0 It&#8217;s ironic how as children, we love the snow, and want nothing more than snow days to cancel school, and give us days off, but are completely oblivious to the grownups, whom like me, need it to\u00a0<span class=\"apple-style-span\"><i>not\u00a0<\/i><\/span>snow, so that they\u00a0<span class=\"apple-style-span\"><i>can<\/i><\/span>\u00a0work, in order to make a living and keep a roof over their heads.\u00a0 As one with grownup responsibilities and concerns, I can sufficiently say,\u00a0<span class=\"apple-style-span\"><i>fuck snow days<\/i><\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">At least over the weekend, it is expected to surpass the 40F degree mark, meaning all this bloody ice all across Atlanta has a chance to actually melt now, and I&#8217;ve been informed that work is back on, as of Monday; it&#8217;s good\/bad news, in that regard because bad, that this place doesn&#8217;t have off for Moloch, Jr. Day, but good, because I&#8217;m sick of not fucking working, and I can springboard that into a nice, full 40-hour work week.\u00a0 The whole situation was kind of what I predicted; the roadways might have been mostly cleaned up, but the side streets to get to the office, and most importantly the mostly-covered, shaded, wooded parking lot of this place that is on several natural layers of hills, stairs, and asphalt had to have been turned into a parking lot of death through much of this week.\u00a0 It&#8217;s slightly different than having to park on the curb when the driveway is too icy to traverse, because at this place of work, there is no metaphoric curb, or remotely close location to park and walk to the building &#8211; just hills.\u00a0 And death.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">In a twist of irony, I found another job lead that I think I could possibly get my foot in the door with &#8211; because I&#8217;ve been there before, as a freelancer.\u00a0 Meaning, if I were to apply with this company, there&#8217;s about a 100% chance that the agency that initially placed me there for a paltry seven cumulative working days is going to c-block the whole thing by demanding a finder&#8217;s fee.\u00a0 But I have to try anyway.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Officially, with today nixed as well, Mother Nature has taken a net of $1,200 out of my pocket this week.\u00a0 It&#8217;s ironic how as children, we love the snow, and want nothing more than snow days to cancel school, and give us days off, but are completely oblivious to the grownups, whom like me, need &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28232\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Not working as a result of SNOWPOCALYPSE: Day 5<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79,37,15,9,26,96],"class_list":["post-28232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cashmoney","tag-job","tag-og","tag-snow","tag-snowpocalypse","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28232"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28234,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28232\/revisions\/28234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}