{"id":28514,"date":"2011-03-09T20:34:22","date_gmt":"2011-03-10T00:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28514"},"modified":"2020-06-25T20:34:35","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T00:34:35","slug":"gods-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28514","title":{"rendered":"God’s car"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Apparently, God drives a Chevy Cavalier.<\/span><\/p>\n

In other amusement brought on by automobiles, on my way home from work the other day, I was mildly irritated when everyone on the road slammed their brakes, bringing traffic to a dangerously instantaneous crawl.<\/span><\/p>\n

It was caused by a Ford Festiva passing an overly encumbered (full of fat fucks) Lincoln Towncar. Hahahahaha.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Apparently, God drives a Chevy Cavalier. In other amusement brought on by automobiles, on my way home from work the other day, I was mildly irritated when everyone on the road slammed their brakes, bringing traffic to a dangerously instantaneous crawl. It was caused by a Ford Festiva passing an overly encumbered (full of fat … Continue reading God’s car<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,120,15,70,10],"class_list":["post-28514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-fat-people","tag-og","tag-religion","tag-traffic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28514"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28516,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28514\/revisions\/28516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}