{"id":28583,"date":"2011-03-30T21:28:29","date_gmt":"2011-03-31T01:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28583"},"modified":"2020-06-25T21:28:46","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T01:28:46","slug":"holy-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28583","title":{"rendered":"Holy shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-28584 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/goddamn.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/goddamn.jpg 490w, http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/goddamn-300x179.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">I almost couldn&#8217;t believe it when I saw this, before I filled up my tank (for the first time since Wednesday). $140.00 to fill up someone&#8217;s car? Jesus Christ. And the thing is, I think that the vehicle being filled still wasn&#8217;t at full capacity, because of the unlikely event that the car was able to hit approximately $140.00 even on the pump. But no matter, $140.00 is ridiculous. I balked at the notion that filling my new car still encroached into the $40.00 territory, solely based on the asinine price of gas in the first place, but to stamp a Benjamin on top of that, I might as well just kill myself if that were my fate, because there&#8217;s no way I&#8217;d be able to sustain such fuel costs with how much I&#8217;m required to drive in the first place.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">To put it in perspective, I&#8217;m going to assume that the vehicle is obviously in the class of a Ford Excursion, or super-crew Chevy Silverado, or something along those lines, based on the 35+ gallon fuel capacity. On a good day, these guys are averaging anywhere from 15-17 mpgs, so they&#8217;re getting anywhere from 540-600 miles on a tank of gas. Based on where I was filling up from, and the notion that most people work out in the city of Atlanta, or at least from where I was,\u00a0<span class=\"apple-style-span\"><i>not there<\/i><\/span>, so I&#8217;m going to guess that if these people were like me, they&#8217;re putting anywhere around 300-400 miles on their vehicle during a five-day work week. Factor in recreational\/weekend driving, and we&#8217;re looking at possibly the necessity to fill up once a week. At $140.00 a fill up.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">In 1993, my parents bought me a Sega Genesis at a Price Club, for roughly $140.00. Think about that for a second &#8211; basically, whatever guzzler this person is driving could have literally bought an entire video game console, with a second controller and\u00a0<span class=\"apple-style-span\"><i>Ecco the Dolphin<\/i><\/span>,\u00a0<span class=\"apple-style-span\"><b>every single week<\/b><\/span>, for what they&#8217;re paying for in gasoline. Fuckin&#8217; crazy.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I almost couldn&#8217;t believe it when I saw this, before I filled up my tank (for the first time since Wednesday). $140.00 to fill up someone&#8217;s car? Jesus Christ. And the thing is, I think that the vehicle being filled still wasn&#8217;t at full capacity, because of the unlikely event that the car was able &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28583\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Holy shit<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,79,129,15,52,19],"class_list":["post-28583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-cashmoney","tag-nostalgia","tag-og","tag-owned","tag-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28585,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28583\/revisions\/28585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}