{"id":28630,"date":"2011-04-19T22:19:39","date_gmt":"2011-04-20T02:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28630"},"modified":"2020-06-25T22:19:50","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T02:19:50","slug":"i-feel-like-i-should-write-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28630","title":{"rendered":"I feel like I should write something"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Considering it is my birthday and all, but I don&#8217;t really have anything substantial to say that I haven&#8217;t said in a past birthday before, probably.\u00a0 Although my day is getting better, probably because I&#8217;m simply not in Virginia anymore, and the Willy&#8217;s burrito I just consumed for lunch, things aren&#8217;t necessarily as chipper as some people might expect for their birthdays to be.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">As mentioned, I got home really late last night, and missed an entire day of work.\u00a0 I&#8217;m grateful that my car was okay, and I really just wanted to move forward.\u00a0 Waking up this morning, I went for a run and did some basic lifts to help prevent me from becoming a monumental fat fuck.\u00a0 I get into work, just wanting to pass the time through the day, but it turns out the queer-jew that sits behind me is hacking his lungs out.\u00a0 Perturbed by such a nuisance, I offer him an antihistamine for his allergies, except he explains to me that it&#8217;s not allergy, but a cold.\u00a0 Fuckin&#8217; great.\u00a0 I hear him hacking away for the next few hours, me getting pissed because it&#8217;s loud and obnoxious, and the Starbucks fucked up my free birthday drink and got something that wasn&#8217;t no-whip, but no-taste.\u00a0 I&#8217;m debating on forfeiting more work so that queer-jew doesn&#8217;t get me sick with his incessant uncovered coughing, but distressed over the fact that I&#8217;ve already missed eight hours already due to the airport snafu.\u00a0 I&#8217;m sour.\u00a0 Everyone around me is seemingly sour.\u00a0 Not much of a good birthday feeling so far.\u00a0 I stew.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Then, I find out that queer-jew is leaving early anyway, capitalizing on the corporate negligence that seemingly absolves employees of not being present if they&#8217;re going to a doctor&#8217;s appointment or something, so I&#8217;m delighted to hear that queer-jew will stop bitching about how his diminishing sick time,\u00a0<span class=\"apple-style-span\"><i>and<\/i><\/span>\u00a0by the time I get back to the office, he and his AIDS will be gone.\u00a0 Now, I can relax my shoulders a bit, and coast through the rest of the day, and hope to have a relaxing dinner with some friends to celebrate this whole birthday thing out on a good note.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Otherwise, not much else to say, bringing in this year.\u00a0 Not my greatest birthday evar, but at least I&#8217;m thankful to be home now.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Considering it is my birthday and all, but I don&#8217;t really have anything substantial to say that I haven&#8217;t said in a past birthday before, probably.\u00a0 Although my day is getting better, probably because I&#8217;m simply not in Virginia anymore, and the Willy&#8217;s burrito I just consumed for lunch, things aren&#8217;t necessarily as chipper as &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28630\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I feel like I should write something<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[67,43,37,15],"class_list":["post-28630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-birthday","tag-coffee","tag-job","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28630"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28631,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28630\/revisions\/28631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}