{"id":29167,"date":"2011-05-11T10:31:10","date_gmt":"2011-05-11T14:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=29167"},"modified":"2020-06-26T10:31:20","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T14:31:20","slug":"a-weekend-at-the-faire-teenage-pregnancy-forthcoming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=29167","title":{"rendered":"A weekend at the faire – Teenage pregnancy forthcoming"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh you thought I was done with the Renfest photos and stories? Oh hell no.<\/p>\n

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Oh dude, these sky chairs are sweet. I’m soooo comfortable in them!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Aww, but what about meeeee? Where am I going to siiiiit?<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Huh huh… c’mere baby, why don’t you sit on my lap…<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Noooowoooo… we can’t do that right hereeeeee..!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Sure you can babe <\/span> <\/em> \/proceeds to attempt to finger her in public<\/p>\n

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Come on, baby, I know you’re curious too.<\/em><\/span> \/begins feeling her leg up in public<\/p>\n

Curious about what? <\/span><\/em>\/squirms, giggles<\/p>\n

You know… what it would be like to have hot, teenage, underage, unprotected sex in a sky chair!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh-em-gee!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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I’m right, aren’t I? I know I am, come here babe <\/em><\/span>\/more public groping<\/p>\n

Hee hee hee, if I brace my arms up here…<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh yeah baby, that’s right <\/span> <\/em>\/squeezes her ass repeatedly<\/p>\n

If I hold on like soooo…<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

**<\/p>\n

And then, the proceeded to grope each other in public for a few more minutes, and then took about five more minutes afterwards for him to let his boner subside before they got up and left. But I’m fairly certain, by now, that blondie is probably realizing that she’s missed her period, and is feeling some degree of nausea right now. Because what happens at Renfest, doesn’t necessarily always stay just there. So it’s either teenage abortion, of a gift from Medieval times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh you thought I was done with the Renfest photos and stories? Oh hell no. Oh dude, these sky chairs are sweet. I’m soooo comfortable in them! Aww, but what about meeeee? Where am I going to siiiiit? Huh huh… c’mere baby, why don’t you sit on my lap… Noooowoooo… we can’t do that right … Continue reading A weekend at the faire – Teenage pregnancy forthcoming<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[83,15],"class_list":["post-29167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-observations","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29167"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29171,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29167\/revisions\/29171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}