{"id":30543,"date":"2011-08-10T11:22:55","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T15:22:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30543"},"modified":"2020-06-27T11:23:07","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T15:23:07","slug":"this-would-amuse-me-greatly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30543","title":{"rendered":"This would amuse me greatly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It all started with a story about a baseball commentator who used the word \u201csissy\u201d on the air, when a baseball player didn\u2019t steal a base when the situation was pretty much begging him to do such. Innocent enough, perhaps a little too opinionated for a baseball broadcast, but \u201csissy\u201d is an age-old innocuous jab that still gets the point across to a PG audience.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Or so we thought.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The LGBT comes marching on in, with their metaphorical torches and pitch forks, calling for this commentator\u2019s head because he used the term \u201csissy,\u201d and according to their manifesto of bullshit, it\u2019s apparently a derogatory term used to describe \u201cthem.\u201d\u00a0 I didn\u2019t realize lesbians, gays, bisexuals, and transgendered people were all one and the same.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Long story short, the commentator had to publicly apologize for doing his job, despite probably not meaning it, which is completely fine with me, mostly to get the LGBT to get off his back and STFU.\u00a0 All because he said the word \u201csissy.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I want my fucking English language back.\u00a0 \u201cHomo,\u201d \u201cfaggot,\u201d \u201cqueer,\u201d are derogatory terms to describe L\u2019s, G\u2019s, B\u2019s, and T\u2019s.\u00a0 To some degree, \u201cfruit,\u201d and \u201cfairy\u201d are too.\u00a0 But \u201csissy?\u201d\u00a0 Get the fuck over yourselves.\u00a0 I like this little allegiance that the LGBT is, practically implying that they\u2019re all one and the same, and ganging up on the rest of the world\u2019s innocuous incidents.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019d love to see some turmoil boil over amongst themselves, because I know it exists, but for the sake of their harmonious fa\u00e7ade, it\u2019s rarely ever public.\u00a0 But seriously, I\u2019d like to ask the following questions (and I want them answered immediately):<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">LGBT, why does \u201cL\u201d come first?\u00a0 I know it\u2019s polite to put ladies first, but so often is the case, lesbians are far more masculine in contrast to very effeminate homosexual men.\u00a0 Wouldn\u2019t it be more appropriate to be GLBT in that case?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">For the matter, why does L even have to be differentiated?\u00a0 Doesn\u2019t lesbian fall under the umbrella of being gay?\u00a0 Why do gay females have their own term to describe them, while gay men don\u2019t get their own term?\u00a0 What\u2019s up with that?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Why are bisexuals even included in this allegiance?\u00a0 The simple fact that they have an inkling at all for the opposite sex alone should make them repulsed by the gay community in the first place.\u00a0 So often times, bisexuals are indecisive bullshitters who can\u2019t make up their mind in the first place anyway, so why should they even be included?\u00a0 It\u2019s far easier for them to integrate into society than their LGT counterparts.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Why do transgendered come last?\u00a0 If anything, they\u2019re probably the worst discriminated amongst this alliance in the first place, why not put them up front?\u00a0 It\u2019s not like the rest of the discriminative world is in any rush to hold the door open from them, why not in their own freedom fighter alliance?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019m just saying, I would love to see some internal turmoil out in the open, because I know how full of shit, and hypocritically judgmentally bigoted gay people can be too.\u00a0 In the end, we\u2019re all humans, and we have the same flaws and insecurities, no matter how hard we try to differentiate.\u00a0 I used to work with a flamboyant gay man who was once griping to me about how much he hated that Atlanta had a black gay pride weekend on top of the annual (everybody) gay pride weekend.\u00a0 All I said to him was that this conversation was interesting, and let\u2019s take the word \u201cgay\u201d out of this equation and look at it objectively.\u00a0 He was quiet after that.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I just want my English language back.\u00a0 Stop making illegal, innocent words from my vernacular, because somewhere out in the world a member of the TG alliance was having a bad day and decided that they didn\u2019t like the way something sounded, and then I\u2019ll stop looking at the LGBT like they\u2019re a bunch of hypocritical martyrs.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It all started with a story about a baseball commentator who used the word \u201csissy\u201d on the air, when a baseball player didn\u2019t steal a base when the situation was pretty much begging him to do such. Innocent enough, perhaps a little too opinionated for a baseball broadcast, but \u201csissy\u201d is an age-old innocuous jab &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=30543\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This would amuse me greatly<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[36,45,90,15,52,146,49],"class_list":["post-30543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-angst","tag-fail","tag-hypocrisy","tag-og","tag-owned","tag-triggered","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30543"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30544,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30543\/revisions\/30544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}