{"id":31757,"date":"2011-11-18T22:31:03","date_gmt":"2011-11-19T02:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31757"},"modified":"2020-06-28T22:31:13","modified_gmt":"2020-06-29T02:31:13","slug":"oink-oink-arizona-chompies-jewish-sliders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31757","title":{"rendered":"Oink Oink Arizona: Chompie&#8217;s Jewish Sliders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-31758 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMG_0657-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMG_0657-1.jpg 490w, http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/IMG_0657-1-300x184.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Mini Challah bread, potato pancake, moist lean brisket.\u00a0 Served with brown gravy on the side.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">100% fucking awesome.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m deliberately trying to be politically incorrect and tasteless, but the best way to describe what happened to these Jewish sliders is that I committed a holocaust on these motherfuckers, they were that good.\u00a0 If they weren&#8217;t so tasty, I&#8217;d have saved one of them, just to take back to the privacy of my bed chambers and literally, place my dick between the bun.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I am completely serious when I say that I was almost in tears when I consumed the first one.\u00a0 Maybe it had to do with the fact that it had been 11 hours since my last food prior to eating these, but I swear to god I might kill a homeless person to get my hands on three more of these delectable Jewish sliders.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mini Challah bread, potato pancake, moist lean brisket.\u00a0 Served with brown gravy on the side. 100% fucking awesome. It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m deliberately trying to be politically incorrect and tasteless, but the best way to describe what happened to these Jewish sliders is that I committed a holocaust on these motherfuckers, they were that good.\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=31757\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oink Oink Arizona: Chompie&#8217;s Jewish Sliders<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[56,15,52,65],"class_list":["post-31757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-food","tag-og","tag-owned","tag-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31757"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31759,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31757\/revisions\/31759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}