{"id":32165,"date":"2012-03-17T22:22:52","date_gmt":"2012-03-18T02:22:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32165"},"modified":"2020-06-29T22:23:03","modified_gmt":"2020-06-30T02:23:03","slug":"wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=32165","title":{"rendered":"WTF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/z-NhXww3ai4?controls=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Summary of this commercial:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Kid closes refrigerator, clearly disappointed at the inability to find something suitable to snack on<\/li>\n<li>Creepy, bug-eyed grape creature stares intensely at kid, and is close<\/li>\n<li>Grape creature ejaculates all over kid\u2019s shirt<\/li>\n<li>Grape creature turns and runs away, escaping through the pet door<\/li>\n<li>Clorox C2\u00ae Triple Solve Stain Fighter<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summary of this commercial: Kid closes refrigerator, clearly disappointed at the inability to find something suitable to snack on Creepy, bug-eyed grape creature stares intensely at kid, and is close Grape creature ejaculates all over kid\u2019s shirt Grape creature turns and runs away, escaping through the pet door Clorox C2\u00ae Triple Solve Stain Fighter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[159,112,15,49],"class_list":["post-32165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-advertising","tag-crime","tag-og","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32166,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32165\/revisions\/32166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}