{"id":33808,"date":"2012-08-21T21:42:53","date_gmt":"2012-08-22T01:42:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=33808"},"modified":"2020-07-02T21:43:04","modified_gmt":"2020-07-03T01:43:04","slug":"its-a-good-thing-i-dont-pay-for-this-subscription","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=33808","title":{"rendered":"It’s a good thing I don’t pay for this subscription"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Gordon Liu receives\u00a0Maxim\u00a0<\/em>magazine, and has done so for the better part of the last decade.\u00a0 For much of that time, Gordon Liu hasn’t actually paid for Maxim, but still continues to receive the magazine regardless.<\/span><\/p>\n

Having been such a long-time subscriber to Maxim, Gordon Liu has seen the gradual, but consistent degradation of the quality of the magazine.\u00a0 Gordon Liu is happy that he hasn’t been paying for Maxim, because frankly, this magazine hasn’t been worth actual currency for at least the last five years.<\/span><\/p>\n

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In this photograph is Gordon Liu’s most recent Maxim.\u00a0 Also in this photograph are all of the cologne ads that Gordon Liu ripped out of his most recent Maxim.\u00a0 The blend of fragrances is so numerous, that it almost smells like a well-dressed black man in an elevator.<\/span><\/p>\n

Although you will probably be capable of guessing which stack is which, the point remains that there is just about as much cologne advertising inside Maxim these days as there is crappy content and shoddy, overly Photoshopped images of women that Gordon Liu still can’t believe actually agree to pose for Maxim.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gordon Liu receives\u00a0Maxim\u00a0magazine, and has done so for the better part of the last decade.\u00a0 For much of that time, Gordon Liu hasn’t actually paid for Maxim, but still continues to receive the magazine regardless. Having been such a long-time subscriber to Maxim, Gordon Liu has seen the gradual, but consistent degradation of the quality … Continue reading It’s a good thing I don’t pay for this subscription<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[159,45,15],"class_list":["post-33808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-advertising","tag-fail","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33808"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33810,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33808\/revisions\/33810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}