{"id":34998,"date":"2013-01-17T20:44:18","date_gmt":"2013-01-18T00:44:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=34998"},"modified":"2020-07-04T20:44:28","modified_gmt":"2020-07-05T00:44:28","slug":"yes-its-time-for-bathroom-talk-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=34998","title":{"rendered":"Yes, it\u2019s time for bathroom talk again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-34999 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/urinals.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/urinals.jpg 490w, http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/urinals-300x172.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I don\u2019t understand people who flush the urinal before they take a piss, but then do not flush the urinal afterward.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Not entirely, that is; it makes sense to me if the asshole prior to you left the urinal unflushed, and it\u2019s disgusting to know that that asshole might be dehydrated or has a little too much iron in their system based on their bronze-colored urine, but I don\u2019t understand people who flush a perfectly clean urinal before\/while they piss, but then leave afterward without flushing it after they\u2019re actually done pissing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019d say I don\u2019t understand people who don\u2019t flush urinals after they\u2019ve pissed, but that can actually be answered by either laziness, negligence, or a hippie-like mentality to save water by being disgusting.\u00a0 So it\u2019s not really valid, because the people in question still actually flush the toilet, but choose to do so before the fact, and leave urinal in just as bad of a condition as those who don\u2019t do it at all.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It makes no sense to me.\u00a0 Are these people who like to race the flush, and try to empty out their entire bladders before the flush refills?\u00a0 Are these people who are worried about the splash-back into a filled bowl, and think the minimized water quantity of an in-progress flushing urinal leads to less splash-back?\u00a0 But whatever the reason, so many of these guys neglect to flush afterward, and I do not fucking understand why this is.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">If they\u2019ve failed to \u201cbeat\u201d the refill, it means the bowl has trace remnants of urine in it.\u00a0 At this point, it must be flushed.\u00a0 If their piss lasts longer than the act of the flush, they are still pissing into a urinal that must be flushed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I get that to some degree, a second toilet flush is environmentally negligent, and is a waste of water, but it\u2019s the sanitary thing to do.\u00a0 I don\u2019t want to piss in a urinal with someone else\u2019s piss in it, and risk having someone else\u2019s piss splashing back onto me.\u00a0 Besides, we\u2019re talking about urinals here; I\u2019m 99% certain that most conventional homes do not come equipped with urinals.\u00a0 Yes, it sounds once again negligent, but in places with urinals, it\u2019s not\u00a0<em>your<\/em>\u00a0water bill that\u2019s on the line \u2013 flush that shit twice, if you have to flush prior to the piss.\u00a0 One more time, after the fact.\u00a0 One more time, for sanitary reasons.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">One more time, for Sting.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t understand people who flush the urinal before they take a piss, but then do not flush the urinal afterward. Not entirely, that is; it makes sense to me if the asshole prior to you left the urinal unflushed, and it\u2019s disgusting to know that that asshole might be dehydrated or has a little &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=34998\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yes, it\u2019s time for bathroom talk again<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[98,83,15,49],"class_list":["post-34998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-bathroom","tag-observations","tag-og","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34998"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35000,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34998\/revisions\/35000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}