{"id":35007,"date":"2013-01-21T20:50:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-22T00:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=35007"},"modified":"2020-07-04T20:50:10","modified_gmt":"2020-07-05T00:50:10","slug":"happy-moloch-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=35007","title":{"rendered":"Happy Moloch Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I have a dream.\u00a0 In fact, I have a dream, or sometimes several dreams, every single night.\u00a0 Whether I remember them or not the following morning is a completely different matter, and sometimes when the dreams are so vivid and actually remembered, I sometimes write about them, because I like remembering the more interesting ones where I dream about women and\/or doing cool things.<\/span><\/p>\n

But anyway, since most of us are so privileged to have today off in honor of the Moloch, the Prince of Hell, I just want to give my thanks out to the bovine-headed demon lord for doing whatever he did to ensure that even today in modern times, we have today off of work.<\/span><\/p>\n

Now if you\u2019re taking today off in honor of some black guy that did something for civil rights, that\u2019s fine and all too.\u00a0 But when speaking with me, please be sure to very succinctly clarify such acknowledgement by appropriately saying you\u2019re celebrating \u201cMartin Luther King, Jr. Day,\u201d because referring to the day as simply \u201cMLK Day\u201d means only one thing, which is celebrating Moloch.\u00a0 And as far as I\u2019m concerned, Moloch is just a tad bit older than King, and I mostly believe in the whole \u201che was there first\u201d clause thing being fair, so Moloch gets first honors to the term MLK.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have a dream.\u00a0 In fact, I have a dream, or sometimes several dreams, every single night.\u00a0 Whether I remember them or not the following morning is a completely different matter, and sometimes when the dreams are so vivid and actually remembered, I sometimes write about them, because I like remembering the more interesting ones … Continue reading Happy Moloch Day!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[101,15],"class_list":["post-35007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-holidays","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35007"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35009,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35007\/revisions\/35009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}