{"id":38214,"date":"2014-01-25T10:02:55","date_gmt":"2014-01-25T14:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=38214"},"modified":"2020-07-10T10:03:10","modified_gmt":"2020-07-10T14:03:10","slug":"fuck-fulton-county","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=38214","title":{"rendered":"Fuck Fulton County"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-38215 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/gdjuryduty.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/gdjuryduty.jpg 490w, http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/gdjuryduty-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Seriously, fuck this place.\u00a0 This is the third time I&#8217;ve gotten jury summons, and the second time within the last six months.\u00a0 Whatever happened to the rule of three years?\u00a0 Can I at least get\u00a0<em>one\u00a0<\/em>calendar year without getting one of these wet blankets in the mail?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">You know what though, instead of ranting again about how much this sucks and pisses me off, it\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=33327\">turns out that the last one I wrote\u00a0<\/a>is still pretty much spot on how I feel about this one too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Probably because it was only six months ago.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, fuck this place.\u00a0 This is the third time I&#8217;ve gotten jury summons, and the second time within the last six months.\u00a0 Whatever happened to the rule of three years?\u00a0 Can I at least get\u00a0one\u00a0calendar year without getting one of these wet blankets in the mail? You know what though, instead of ranting again about &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=38214\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fuck Fulton County<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,72,15,52,105,49],"class_list":["post-38214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-government","tag-og","tag-owned","tag-rage","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38214"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38216,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38214\/revisions\/38216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}