{"id":38352,"date":"2014-03-06T22:28:53","date_gmt":"2014-03-07T02:28:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=38352"},"modified":"2020-07-10T22:29:02","modified_gmt":"2020-07-11T02:29:02","slug":"of-course-theres-a-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=38352","title":{"rendered":"Of course there’s a problem"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I am not one of the privileged that may have already received my order.\u00a0 So it looks like I will be experiencing a “slight” shipping delay of one\u00a0to four\u00a0<\/strong>weeks for my fucking bacon cap.<\/span><\/p>\n

Honestly, this really isn’t that much of a surprise; after all, the Iron Pigs\u00a0are<\/em>\u00a0affiliates of the Phillies, who well, suck.<\/span><\/p>\n

But god damn it, I really want my bacon cap.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am not one of the privileged that may have already received my order.\u00a0 So it looks like I will be experiencing a “slight” shipping delay of one\u00a0to four\u00a0weeks for my fucking bacon cap. Honestly, this really isn’t that much of a surprise; after all, the Iron Pigs\u00a0are\u00a0affiliates of the Phillies, who well, suck. But … Continue reading Of course there’s a problem<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[62,45,64,15,52],"class_list":["post-38352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-baseball","tag-fail","tag-minor-leagues","tag-og","tag-owned"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38352"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38355,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38352\/revisions\/38355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}