{"id":38400,"date":"2014-03-14T22:59:34","date_gmt":"2014-03-15T02:59:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=38400"},"modified":"2020-07-10T22:59:47","modified_gmt":"2020-07-11T02:59:47","slug":"its-about-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=38400","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s about time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-38401 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/tswizzle-e1394720142799.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"295\" srcset=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/tswizzle-e1394720142799.jpg 490w, http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/tswizzle-e1394720142799-300x181.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">This is to confirm that your recent purchase at the Lehigh Valley IronPigs Official Store (Order#\u00a0<em>redacted<\/em>), has been shipped.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Your order is being shipped via U.S. Priority Mail with tracking number\u00a0<em>redacted<\/em>.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The bacon cap is on its way.\u00a0 Halle-fuckin&#8217;-llujah.\u00a0 This is wonderful news going into the weekend that can only be sufficiently personified by Taylor Swift.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is to confirm that your recent purchase at the Lehigh Valley IronPigs Official Store (Order#\u00a0redacted), has been shipped. Your order is being shipped via U.S. Priority Mail with tracking number\u00a0redacted. The bacon cap is on its way.\u00a0 Halle-fuckin&#8217;-llujah.\u00a0 This is wonderful news going into the weekend that can only be sufficiently personified by Taylor &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=38400\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It&#8217;s about time<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[62,64,15],"class_list":["post-38400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-baseball","tag-minor-leagues","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38400"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38402,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38400\/revisions\/38402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}