{"id":39531,"date":"2014-07-28T00:34:03","date_gmt":"2014-07-28T04:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39531"},"modified":"2020-07-13T00:34:21","modified_gmt":"2020-07-13T04:34:21","slug":"salty-feelings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39531","title":{"rendered":"Salty feelings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-39532 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/freeman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/freeman.jpg 490w, http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/freeman-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Do any of you guys ever get the feeling like either too much of the world is into all the same things you\u2019re interested in, or perhaps you yourself are too much like the rest of the world, and are more or less falling in line with a parade of similarly behavioral people?\u00a0\u00a0 I\u2019ve been feeling like this recently.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">When I was a broody moody teenager, I recall taking great lengths in deliberately going in directions that \u201ceveryone else\u201d went.\u00a0 Whether it was class selection, choice in artistic expressions, to simply things like routes I drove, and the things I decided to do.\u00a0 I was\u00a0<em>trying<\/em>\u00a0to differentiate from the crowd, and it required effort.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Eventually, and it\u2019s probably closest to my current state of being, I simply stopped trying, and kind of let life dictate itself as if it were water flowing, moving constantly, but at a default motion.\u00a0 However, by doing such, lately I feel like in spite of my past efforts, when the day is over, I\u2019m not quite the unique butterfly that I like to think everyone likes to think they are sometimes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Friday was almost a tragedy of errors that served as the impetus for this post.\u00a0 It\u2019s like no matter what I did or where I went, or what my intentions were, it\u2019s like I couldn\u2019t avoid the metaphorical tons of other people who were also on the same wavelengths.\u00a0 It frustrated me, because I couldn\u2019t simply get away from other people, and it really made me start questioning the things I like, and my own thought processes, because they can\u2019t be too unique if so many other people are on board seemingly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I left work to go to Rome, Georgia, because I wanted to get a bobblehead, possibly two, so that I could indulge my hobby of collecting baseball bobbleheads.\u00a0 From the onset, the whole feeling of \u201ceveryone going where I\u2019m going\u201d was in full effect, as I slogged through horrific I-75 northbound traffic that was caused by, absolutely nothing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Seriously, there was no wreck, no road construction, or any sort of logical rationale that would cause the traffic that was present, but yet there it still was.\u00a0 I came to the conclusion the following conclusion:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>Nothing: the leading cause of standstill traffic in the greater Atlanta metropolitan area<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I get to the Rome Braves\u2019 ballpark, and sure enough, there\u2019s already a good bit of people present, awaiting gates opening, so they can get bobbleheads as well.\u00a0 The event advertised 1,000 bobbleheads being given out, and the cursory headcount whilst waiting, I estimated close to 400 people waiting in lines.\u00a0 There was no reason why I shouldn\u2019t be able to pull an in-and-out-and-back-in and secure two bobbleheads; one that I would keep for myself, and one that I would use as trading currency to acquire more bobbleheads.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Gates open; it\u2019s slow, but I get through, get my first bobblehead, and I\u2019m immediately out the door, and putting it into my car.\u00a0 I get back into line, nervous but still faithful that I can get the second one.\u00a0 My ticket is scanned, and then\u2026 the remaining bobbleheads in my particular line are given away, maybe like three people in front of me.\u00a0 The line to my right, where #1 came from is already out.\u00a0 The line to my left, still had bobbleheads left, and the people in front of me, as well as myself, hurry over there to plead our case that we haven\u2019t gotten a bobblehead.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">We\u2019re immediately told that \u201cwe can\u2019t do that,\u201d because the bobbleheads in that line, belong to those people.\u00a0 I disagree with that logic, because it\u2019s the \u201cfirst 1,000 tickets,\u201d and as far as I\u2019m concerned, my ticket was scanned and logged prior to anyone still in that line, and I believed that I was entitled to my bobblehead.\u00a0 Regardless, a cop and some employees vehemently prevented any of us freshly screwed ticket holders from getting our bobbleheads.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Now, I know it sounds a little greedy, considering that I already got one.\u00a0 But my rationale for differentiating myself from those who hoard bobbleheads is that I\u2019m not in it to make profit.\u00a0 There\u2019s no guarantee that everyone else is either, but as indicative of eBay, the vast majority of people are.\u00a0 I seek out extras, because bobbleheads make great currency to trade for other bobbleheads.\u00a0 I\u2019m doing it for the pursuit of the hobby first and foremost; I\u2019m not going to pretend like I haven\u2019t sold any bobbleheads on eBay myself, but typically that occurs after I fail to find a trade, and typically I\u2019m not making close to the profit that they\u2019re capable of when they\u2019re freshly released.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The bottom line is that I couldn\u2019t secure a second bobblehead, even after waiting out the game, and hoping some people would carelessly leave them behind.\u00a0 That\u2019s no longer the case these days, because the jig is up, and people know they can typically make some easy money by hocking them on eBay.\u00a0 They treat bobbleheads like the dollar signs they\u2019re capable of generating second hand, and seldom are they left behind anymore, much to my dismay.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">And so, this is where I began really having negative thoughts about this particular hobby.\u00a0 It\u2019s incidents like this that sure, I\u2019m bitter because I couldn\u2019t get a second bobblehead, but it\u2019s because I simply can\u2019t compete.\u00a0 Whereas I\u2019m one person, who can get two occasionally through guile and quick feet, entire families show up, and each member is given their own bobblehead, from 54-year old dad, to 54-day old toddler in mom\u2019s arms, because most ballparks don\u2019t seem to care about criteria like mental coherence or the ability to have basic motor functions.*<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><em>*ironically, the one time I tried to have this family exploit work to my advantage, and send my sister, her husband and two kids to a ballpark to try and get me four bobbleheads, that park actually had an age limit.\u00a0 Only kids 10+ get bobbleheads.\u00a0 I only got two.\u00a0 Go figure.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Furthermore, I\u2019m pretty sure the Rome Braves weren\u2019t necessarily truthful about their numbers.\u00a0 I had 30 minutes in line, I had the time to do a fairly rough headcount, and even factoring in the season ticket holder line, there was at tops, 500 people at gates opening.\u00a0 Either they weren\u2019t truthful towards their numbers, or they were really hoarding back some extra boxes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The bottom line is with this one hobby that I\u2019ve enjoyed for the most part, it too, feels like something that\u2019s frankly too common, or at least has an amount of competition involved in it that is taking some of the fun out of it for me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I actually collect these things, and pursuing extras serves as primarily a means to trade for others.\u00a0 But nowadays I have to compete with families who exploit the head count procedure of who gets them, so they can turn around and flip them for an easy buck.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s nights like Rome that had me really thinking about whether or not this is such an enjoyable hobby anymore.\u00a0 I\u2019m not going to lie, bobbleheads have kind of dictated my baseball ambitions throughout this season, and I probably have missed opportunities to simply see new places, by virtue of prioritizing the acquisition of bobbleheads ahead.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">But going back to the topic of eBay, and namely trying to flip something for money, I\u2019m currently trying to flip a printer that came as part of a bundle with my digital camera.\u00a0 Long story short, it\u2019s a printer that\u2019s listed at a retail price of $350+, but because I\u2019m apparently not as uniquely thinking as I like to believe I am, there\u2019s an absolutely saturated marketplace with these things.\u00a0 The average sale on eBay appears to be roughly $150ish, which is over 50% off the estimated retail.\u00a0 Brand-spanking-fucking-new, too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Even trying to keep it local, and going on Craigslist to see if I can unload it within the city and avoid having to pay the likely $50+ to ship a 56 pound package, I discovered that there are at least ten other Atlantans with the same idea, and in order to compete with them, I\u2019ve listed mine at like $130.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I still haven\u2019t gotten a single (legit) bite.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Needless to say, I was in a pretty dejected mood when I left the Rome Braves game, with but just one bobblehead, and watching people carrying three or four of their own, while a wobbly-walking toddler and\/or an infant in a stroller rolled adjacent to them with mom.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Naturally, the tragic metaphor continued, that even in spite of it being late at night, there just had to be an unexpectedly high number of cars choosing to be taking the back roads that I had decided to take home back to Atlanta, to circumvent the most obvious route.\u00a0 And here I thought I was being clever, and pulling the wool over karma, and taking some magic back roads that nobody else had thought of.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">To make matters worse, often times, these people were going under the speed limit, making me feel pretty homicidal.\u00a0 Every intersection we pulled up to, I begged for them to turn off, or something that would get them off of the same route I was going on, but naturally that did not ever occur.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">And to put the cherry on top of this shit sundae, when I hit I-20, they decided to spontaneously close two lanes out of three; and with I-20 being a major truck route artery throughout the entire country, with us being so close to Alabama, with Alabamans already being some of the worst drivers on the planet, the predictable tragic traffic incident occurred, leaving me wanting to jump off a bridge.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Best part was when I reached the part where the lanes were actually closed, there was nothing going on in the sectioned off lanes.\u00a0 Once again:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>Nothing: the leading cause of standstill traffic in the greater Atlanta metropolitan area<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">One of the greatest traffic displays of competence I\u2019d ever seen in my life was, in spite of my recent slamming of Virginia, was in Virginia.\u00a0 I was driving down US-29, and there was an electronic sign that said \u201cLEFT LANE CLOSED 29 MILES AHEAD. MERGE EARLY AVOID DELAY.\u201d\u00a0 Another sign would materialize five miles later and then another five miles later, and so forth.\u00a0 And wouldn\u2019t you know it, by the time the lane closed, traffic was moving at a steady 55 mph pace in one lane!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Not in fucking Georgia though.\u00a0 \u201c2 LEFT LANES CLOSED.\u00a0 AHEAD.\u201d\u00a0 By the time you read the sign, it\u2019s already too late, and there\u2019s no way to avoid it.\u00a0 More times than I can count, the amount of warning time is given in feet, instead of miles, with most of the times already being slammed in the traffic before knowing it\u2019s going to be an issue.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Naturally, my evening couldn\u2019t come to an end without getting stuck behind one last pair of cars, obviously lost, and the handicapped placard couldn\u2019t help in leading me to believe that they\u2019re geriatric and shouldn\u2019t be driving in the first place, much less at a time past midnight.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Fortunately for me, it happened to be in an area, where I could legally pass them.\u00a0 Which I did.\u00a0 With extreme prejudice.\u00a0 Fuck them.\u00a0 Fuck Rome, Georgia and the Rome Braves.\u00a0 Fuck all the circumstances that put me in such a shitty mood, questioning my state of life.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do any of you guys ever get the feeling like either too much of the world is into all the same things you\u2019re interested in, or perhaps you yourself are too much like the rest of the world, and are more or less falling in line with a parade of similarly behavioral people?\u00a0\u00a0 I\u2019ve been &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39531\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Salty feelings<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[62,142,66,79,45,64,15,8,52,10],"class_list":["post-39531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-baseball","tag-bobbleheads","tag-braves","tag-cashmoney","tag-fail","tag-minor-leagues","tag-og","tag-ohgeorgia","tag-owned","tag-traffic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39531"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39533,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39531\/revisions\/39533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}