{"id":39607,"date":"2014-09-04T21:22:15","date_gmt":"2014-09-05T01:22:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39607"},"modified":"2020-07-13T21:22:24","modified_gmt":"2020-07-14T01:22:24","slug":"dc-2014-the-dryhumpers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39607","title":{"rendered":"D*C 2014: The dryhumpers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-39608 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0251-e1409760961106.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"261\" srcset=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0251-e1409760961106.jpg 490w, http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/IMG_0251-e1409760961106-300x160.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Okay, I wanted to address this, before someone sees this picture in the eventual gallery and thinks \u201c<em>wtf, danny\u2019s a fucking voyeur perv<\/em>.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Naturally, there\u2019s a story behind it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s no secret that lots of conventions, and not just Dragon*Con, are full of sexually frustrated boys and girls, hoping to get their rocks off at some point during the weekend.\u00a0 After all, conventions are kind of the perfect setting; what with being away from home, a mutual meeting place for those who have been courting one another be it in person or over the internet, or those simply hoping to spontaneously meet and engage in a quick fling.\u00a0 And in the case of D*C, there\u2019s probably no other convention with as much alcohol flowing throughout the concourses and hallways, and with alcohol often times comes questionable decisions.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Like dryhumping in public.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Seriously, these guys were going at it for like 30 minutes.\u00a0 And I wasn\u2019t the only person to have noticed them, much less take a picture.\u00a0 And it\u2019s not like they didn\u2019t pick up on the fact that they were being watched, but when they finished (not in\u00a0<em>that<\/em>\u00a0way, at least I hope), they were met by raucous booing, and then applause for the free show.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">And then we all told them to find a stairwell, if their roommates wouldn\u2019t let them commandeer a room.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s not like I\u00a0<em>have<\/em>\u00a0to explain it,\u00a0<em>they\u2019re<\/em>\u00a0the ones who decided that it was a good idea to be dryhumping in public.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I wanted to address this, before someone sees this picture in the eventual gallery and thinks \u201cwtf, danny\u2019s a fucking voyeur perv.\u201d Naturally, there\u2019s a story behind it. It\u2019s no secret that lots of conventions, and not just Dragon*Con, are full of sexually frustrated boys and girls, hoping to get their rocks off at &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39607\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">D*C 2014: The dryhumpers<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[107,15,14,49],"class_list":["post-39607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-dragoncon","tag-og","tag-romance","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39607"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39609,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39607\/revisions\/39609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}