{"id":39959,"date":"2014-09-30T22:35:58","date_gmt":"2014-10-01T02:35:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39959"},"modified":"2020-07-13T22:36:08","modified_gmt":"2020-07-14T02:36:08","slug":"league-of-lobby-volume-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=39959","title":{"rendered":"League of Lobby, volume 6"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/span><\/p>\n

It’s been a while since we had a League of Lobby<\/em>, but I also haven’t really played nearly as much as I used to, due to the whole epidemic of “the con season,” AKA doing shit for Dragon*Con, as well as a myriad of other occurrences that have unfortunately pulled me from the Fields of Justice over the last few months. However, there was also the “problem” that simply put, there just weren’t any good verbal spars going on in the lobbies worth chronicling.<\/span><\/p>\n

Fortunately, given the nature of LoL’s player base, it really doesn’t take more than an observation, Murphy’s Law and tempting fate by pointing out how “quiet” it’s been, for a Player X to decide to throw some jabs at Player Y, and entertainment for all who stick around to watch.<\/span><\/p>\n

In this edition of League of Lobby, what we have here is a Player X (playing Ziggs) on the winning team (mine), deciding that it would be perfect time to gloat about their victory to Player Y (playing Karthus) on the losing team, and about how easy the entire match was.<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Typically, this is a perfect recipe for Player Y to lose their shit, and fight with Player X, but in this instance, we had a very earnest and accepting Player Y, that was fully aware of how they underperformed on account of their general lack of experience with kaRRRRthus. And with this Laissez-faire attitude, they were not only able to take Player X’s punches in stride, which only served to piss them off even more, they won their slightly more well-adjusted opponents over with their candor.<\/span><\/p>\n

Welcome to the League of Lobby!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"*user names changed with discretion, mostly because I don\u2019t want the chance of these psychotic high-schoolers googling themselves, finding my brog, and tracking me down and going Columbine on my home.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

danny joined the room. (Nidalee)
\nSubParKarthus joined the room. (Karthus)
\ncopthepleeb joined the room. (Blitzcrank)
\nLord Xanax joined the room. (Darius)
\nvirginia joined the room. (Poppy)
\nFaerieBrokenWings joined the room. (Draven)
\nfreshTwings joined the room. (Nasus)
\nTripleMacchiato joined the room. (LeBlanc)
\nSasuketheWeeaboo joined the room. (Ziggs)
\nOMGPleeb joined the room. (Ahri)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

SubParKarthus<\/strong>: ziggs
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: ur pretty heavy<\/span>
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: i was playing with my feet the whole time
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: easy one
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: work on ur mechanics bb
\n<\/span> OMGPleeb<\/strong>: cool story bud<\/span>
\nfreshTwings<\/strong>: dont be like that zigg, when u won the game by the formation
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: u’ll be like me
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: yeah i need more practice with my feets
\n<\/span> virginia<\/strong>: Very tank, much Poppy<\/span>
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: so
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: how does it feel
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: to brag at aram?
\n<\/span> virginia<\/strong>: I mean, it says Victory.<\/span>
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: when no one picks their champs?
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: karth u were easy kills
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: haha
\n<\/span> virginia<\/strong>: Ahri, you were good.<\/span>
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: lol yeah im bad at karth
\n<\/span> virginia<\/strong>: A+ Ahri, would try to target again.<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: i’m just sitting here, enjoying the show<\/span>
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: work on ur mechanics bud
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: why?
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: easiest game of my life
\n<\/span> OMGPleeb<\/strong>: what<\/span>
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: im uninstalling
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: yeah
\n<\/span> OMGPleeb<\/strong>: are you being sarcastic?<\/span>
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: ziggs in aram is pretty eas
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: good i was getting bored it was so easy
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: ur might have to re-evaluate youre life
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: but gg \ud83d\ude42
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: pls uninstall now
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: bye \ud83d\ude00
\n<\/span> OMGPleeb<\/strong>: yo ziggs<\/span>
\nOMGPleeb<\/strong>: you there?<\/span>
\nvirginia<\/strong>: He’s probably there.<\/span>
\nOMGPleeb<\/strong>: u a ***** *** *****<\/span>
\nOMGPleeb<\/strong>: hold my purse<\/span>
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: prolly got a **** in his hands most likely
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: http:\/\/cdn5.michaeljacksonspictures.com\/wp-content\/gallery\/popcorn-meme\/jackson-im-just-here-to-read-the-comments-02.jpg<\/a><\/span>
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: look at the damage chart
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: easy peasy
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: yeah
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: get pewped on
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: i know
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: kid
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: the lack of skill needed is amazing
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: hence why i used my feet bud
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: i wish all i had to do was point in a straight line
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: karthus is easy just press r
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: oh yeah totally
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: and yet u somehow died 15 times
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: oh yeah cause i killed u
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: his range on his abilities is so big
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: haha
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: sooooo big
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: not really
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: omg
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: are you saying that its not big
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: like that its actually shorter than yours?
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: wow
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: 8-15 you obv know nothing about this game
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: sense talking
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: lmao
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: aram buddy
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: you carried my team karthus rofl
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: ty for feeding us
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: ur skills mean nothing here
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: yw
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: im bad
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: thank u for easy win
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: and a lil tipsy
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: we can tell
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: aram is easy when u have ziggs and a dps
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: we had no adc
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: sooooo
\n<\/span> virginia<\/strong>: I’m Poppy, I’m helping.<\/span>
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: dont make excuses u had blitz
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: think about that for a second
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: no dps
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: do u know what dps stands for?
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: hi poppy, ilu
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: do u want some cheeese for that whine
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: yes plz
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: although gin is the poison tonight
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: league is not ur game bud
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: just uninstall
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: haha man
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: is that youre only insult?
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: go play runescape
\n<\/span> virginia<\/strong>: Karthus you keep playing buddy.<\/span>
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: u would be better at that
\n<\/span> virginia<\/strong>: Do Karthus things.<\/span>
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: lol i dont play karthus
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: yeah keep playing, just be on the other team so we can feed off u
\n<\/span> virginia<\/strong>: So don’t do Karthus things.<\/span>
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: its aram
\n<\/span>SubParKarthus<\/strong>:<\/strong> i cant choose it
\n<\/span>danny<\/strong>: at least you don’t have the weeaboo anime user handle<\/span>
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: lol
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: thats is true<\/span><\/p>\n

(long pause as SasuketheWeeaboo realizes that his own teammates have turned on him)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

danny<\/strong>: i mean sure we won<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: but at least there’s that<\/span>
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: do u jack off to cartoon porn ziggs?
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: lol nid
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: wow so mean
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: so toxic
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: oh, looks like i hit some truth there
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: its ok
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: lol i love how that turned the tides<\/span>
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: j 8-15 still talking
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: lol
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: sometimes peopole cant get girlfriend, or boyfriends, i dont discriminate
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: SO BAD
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: lol
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: LOL SO BAD QUI TLEAGUE
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: BADDIE
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: SOOO BAD
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: BAD
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: omg
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: TERRABAD
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: caps now
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: thats like
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: honor for karth<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: for fighting the good fight<\/span>
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: a conscious change of typing
\n<\/span> virginia<\/strong>: Karthus, you’re alright.<\/span>
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: HONORING KARTH FOR PLAYING EVNE THO HE SUKS AT THIS GAME
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: aww, shucks guys, ilu
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: sreiously tho, dont tell ziggs, but i kinda feel bad for making fun of his porn choice
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: 8-15
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: -50 percent kda
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: OP
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: actually ziggs
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: duo que with me sometime
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: ur so good
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: kda incorporates assists
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: which is why they track assists
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: or else assists would be pointless
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: karth ulti hits everyone
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: ok
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: yes
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: so u got five assist when u did five damage to everyone
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: congratz
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: u know his ult’
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: in all fairness<\/span>
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: not true
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: i had a better KDA<\/span>
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: press r, karthus easiest champ in the gae
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: what if i ult
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: 3.375 vs 3.2<\/span>
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: and no one dies?
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: KARTH SO EASY
\nSasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: EASIEST CHAMP NA
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: naw
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: i’d submit kat or yi is easiest champ
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: MY PET BABOON COULD PLAY KARTHUS AND DO BETTER THAN U
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: karth is pretty swuishy until ROA
\n<\/span> danny<\/strong>: aight karth, imma bolt<\/span>
\ndanny<\/strong>: you’re alright<\/span>
\nSubParKarthus<\/strong>: and i didnt built it on him until 18th minute cuz im a dumb dumb
\n<\/span> SasuketheWeeaboo<\/strong>: u were just outa position allgame
\n<\/span> SubParKarthus<\/strong>: lol u too nid, gg<\/span><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Not to pat myself on the back too much, but the best part was easily my own contribution to the exchange, which completely tipped the scales in Karthus’ favor.<\/span><\/p>\n

By being chill and rolling with the punches, Karthus might have lost the match, but they certainly won the more important battle – the one of wits.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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