{"id":40171,"date":"2015-02-16T22:36:08","date_gmt":"2015-02-17T02:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40171"},"modified":"2020-07-14T22:36:19","modified_gmt":"2020-07-15T02:36:19","slug":"snow-day-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40171","title":{"rendered":"Snow day lol"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I was a little jealous of those lucky enough to have Presidents Day off, despite the fact that I typically get every other holiday as well as Confederate Memorial Day off, because I\u2019m greedy, and I want to slack when everyone else is slacking too.\u00a0 Needless to say, work was on the agenda for today.<\/span><\/p>\n

Thankfully, the City of Atlanta and the State of Georgia have become a little sensitive to criticism following the embarrassment that was the way Snowpocalypse 2014 was handled, and have decided to err on conservative, by being preventative as opposed to reactionary.\u00a0 That being said, today is a snow day, and my office is closed.<\/span><\/p>\n

As you can very well see in this photographic evidence taken this morning, my backyard is clearly a frozen tundra, and a baby wooly mammoth that looks precariously like my dog is traversing the land Pangaea to seek warmth and sustenance.<\/span><\/p>\n

This pleases me.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was a little jealous of those lucky enough to have Presidents Day off, despite the fact that I typically get every other holiday as well as Confederate Memorial Day off, because I\u2019m greedy, and I want to slack when everyone else is slacking too.\u00a0 Needless to say, work was on the agenda for today. … Continue reading Snow day lol<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,72,37,15,9,26,166],"class_list":["post-40171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-government","tag-job","tag-og","tag-snow","tag-snowpocalypse","tag-vacation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40171"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40173,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40171\/revisions\/40173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}