{"id":40644,"date":"2015-06-20T14:15:27","date_gmt":"2015-06-20T18:15:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40644"},"modified":"2020-07-16T14:15:39","modified_gmt":"2020-07-16T18:15:39","slug":"re-final-fantasy-meh-ven-remake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40644","title":{"rendered":"Re: Final Fantasy Meh-ven Remake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-40645 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/ff7derp-e1434643972897.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"276\" srcset=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/ff7derp-e1434643972897.jpg 490w, http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/ff7derp-e1434643972897-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ign.com\/articles\/2015\/06\/16\/e3-2015-final-fantasy-7-hd-remake-is-finally-happening\">Impetus<\/a>: E3 announcement that Final Fantasy VII is being remade occurs, people lose their shit.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">The most interesting thing about this whole thing is seeing just how much this is dividing up my friends list on Facebook. \u00a0As usual, it\u2019s a tale of extremes, because either people are rabidly excited for it, or they\u2019re fiercely hostile towards the notion of this FF7 being remade.\u00a0 And then there\u2019s the passive-aggressive bickering amongst the two factions, as well as people like me who are more fascinated with the social chaos of it all, rather than the actual news itself.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Frankly, put me in the camp that is less than lukewarm about this announcement.\u00a0 I feel that it\u2019s more or less a copout by Squeenix to dust off a classic, pretty it up, and re-release it, rather than y\u2019know, trying to come up with something new and innovative and make one more tick-mark closer to the inevitable Final Fantasy XX, which will basically mark the end of video games as a whole.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019m pleased that this is going to make a lot of people genuinely happy, but it\u2019s basically going to be nothing new, for anyone who had already done it before.\u00a0 I mean, I maxed out the clock in the game of grinding, because I wanted maxed out characters, a gold chocobo, duplicates of Knights of the Round Materia that I would then grind to max those out, and so forth, as well as finding out the ways to beat Ruby and Emerald Weapons.\u00a0 For all I know, I may still very well have the save file on the little collection of 8MB PS1 memory cards I still have somewhere in the attic.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Why would I want to do all of this all over again?\u00a0 Just because it\u2019s prettier?\u00a0 Aesthetics don\u2019t affect stories, otherwise books would cease to exist if they could all be republished in visual formats.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">This is dumb.\u00a0 All remakes are dumb, honestly.\u00a0 They\u2019re cop outs by companies too lazy to invest in good storytelling, and further contribute to the notion that the world is devoid of original ideas.\u00a0 Remakes are a slap in the face of creativity.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">I enjoyed playing the FF4 remakes on the DS, but after beating it on a minimal effort, I saw no point in going back to try and polish everything, because there was no point.\u00a0 FF7 is probably going to be the exact same thing for lots of people, but at least those who never played the original might just be swept away in the amazement of a journey played for a first time as opposed to those of us who already have.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Impetus: E3 announcement that Final Fantasy VII is being remade occurs, people lose their shit. The most interesting thing about this whole thing is seeing just how much this is dividing up my friends list on Facebook. \u00a0As usual, it\u2019s a tale of extremes, because either people are rabidly excited for it, or they\u2019re fiercely &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=40644\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Re: Final Fantasy Meh-ven Remake<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[93,15,19],"class_list":["post-40644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-final-fantasy","tag-og","tag-video-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40644"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40644\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40646,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40644\/revisions\/40646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}