{"id":42473,"date":"2016-06-29T23:41:18","date_gmt":"2016-06-30T03:41:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=42473"},"modified":"2020-07-20T23:41:30","modified_gmt":"2020-07-21T03:41:30","slug":"man-jealous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=42473","title":{"rendered":"Man, jealous"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You know who loves that chicken from Popeyes?\u00a0 Or at least the biscuits?\u00a0 I wish I could say it was the state of Georgia; actually, that\u2019s probably very true, although I prefer to pledge my allegiance to Bojangles in the battle of fast food fried chicken.\u00a0 Whatever though, I\u2019m getting off the point (big surprise).<\/span><\/p>\n

The answer is Pearl River County in Mississippi, where an 18-wheeler crashed on MS Rt. 59, spilling 40,000 pounds of Popeyes biscuits<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Now some Popeyes biscuits would\u2019ve been an absolute coup of a side item to accompany the veritable buffet spilled all over Georgia highways \u2013 if only this truck had managed to wipe out in Georgia instead of Mississippi.\u00a0 But again, another tragic food truck wipeout, denied to Georgia highways, and instead happening somewhere far less appreciated.<\/span><\/p>\n

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But what\u2019s that?\u00a0 The biscuits are not wasted?\u00a0 They were all in boxes, and could be loaded up onto another truck and not go to waste?\u00a0 Popeyes biscuits aren\u2019t freshly made in the stores like I want to say that I\u2019ve seen them advertised?<\/span><\/p>\n

I mean, Popeyes biscuits, whether they\u2019re frozen or freshly made, are still delicious, but I\u2019ll admit a little bit of disappointment to know that they\u2019re prepackaged like this.\u00a0 The idea of \u201cLouisiana good\u201d meaning things that come premade out of boxes kind of tarnishes that notion.<\/span><\/p>\n

Whatever though, if the biscuits are safe and being loaded up onto another 18-wheeler, maybe there\u2019s still some hope that they\u2019ll swing up and hook a right onto I-20, and manage to wipeout while passing through Atlanta after all?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You know who loves that chicken from Popeyes?\u00a0 Or at least the biscuits?\u00a0 I wish I could say it was the state of Georgia; actually, that\u2019s probably very true, although I prefer to pledge my allegiance to Bojangles in the battle of fast food fried chicken.\u00a0 Whatever though, I\u2019m getting off the point (big surprise). … Continue reading Man, jealous<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,56,10,170,49],"class_list":["post-42473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-food","tag-traffic","tag-truck-spill","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42473"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42475,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42473\/revisions\/42475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}