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Superstition would dictate that I would never share the details of any contest that I was interested in.\u00a0 I know far too many talented people out there whose skills, acumen and tenacity render me the equivalent of like a toddler when it comes to particular contests.\u00a0 Call me selfish, but sometimes I\u2019d rather not have the super-talented people I know in my life not beating the shit out of me in any forms of contest.<\/span><\/p>\n But in an ironic sense that because of the server outage, nobody will actually read this until god knows when, I feel like I can talk about this contest whose hat that I\u2019m going to throw my name into.\u00a0 Without concern of jinxing it, or having anyone I know being better than me at it and winning it out from under my nose.<\/span><\/p>\n Thankfully this is a contest that I\u2019m fairly certain nobody I know would, much less could, or even want \u2013 to challenge me in.\u00a0 Because most people I know aren\u2019t obsessive and insane about burritos, and typically probably have better things to do with their time and lives.<\/span><\/p>\n I got an email from Willy\u2019s, the burrito chain that holds a dear spot in my gluttonous heart.\u00a0 Long story short: visit all 27 Atlanta-area (plus one in fucking Athens<\/em>) Willy\u2019s locations, take a picture of the receipts, and try and be one of five nutjobs to be first to submit.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n All five winners ultimately get \u201ca year\u2019s worth of burritos,\u201d which is ultimately explained as \u201cone free entr\u00e9e a week,\u201d because the prize is clarified as being 52 one-free-entr\u00e9e cards.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Bonus to the very first nutjob: catered party for 20<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n Additional bonus for anyone who can get the 28th<\/sup> location, in Atlanta Hartsfield Latoya Jackson Intergalactic Nail Salon and Wing Emporium Airport<\/em> Terminal B: $50 in Willy\u2019s gift cards.<\/span><\/p>\n Anyway, I\u2019m going to embark on this contest, because I legitimately think I can win.\u00a0 Whether or not I can be the first insane burrito maniac with no life to submit will be determined, but I like to think that I might be able to be one of five gluttonous pigs who can knock all 27 locations out.<\/span><\/p>\n Because, I\u2019m a competitive motherfucker, and I\u2019ve got a plan (and no life) to visit as many Willy\u2019s as I can in as short a time as possible, and want to finish in like 5 days and not 45.\u00a0 The contest states no rules that I specifically have to get a burrito, so as far as I\u2019m concerned, I could very well as go to all 27 Willy\u2019s and get 27 fountain drinks, as long as I have the receipts to document them.\u00a0 So, I\u2019m confident that I can knock out chunks of Willy\u2019s over the span of just a few days, and not drag this out.<\/span><\/p>\n And it\u2019s not because the prize is any real grand prize or anything.\u00a0 At the very most, I could probably get a burrito or an order of nachos up to like $9-10, and multiplying that by 52, then the total value of the prize is roughly $475-520.\u00a0 The catering would be pretty valuable, but as I said, I\u2019m not going to pretend like I\u2019m the only one out there who\u2019s having these insane plans.\u00a0 And I have no intention of waiting until late-July, which is the next time I have a flight planned, to submit my submission, because I want to get that bonus 28th<\/sup> Airport Willy\u2019s on the list.<\/span><\/p>\n Ultimately, I want to do it because when the day is over, I love Willy\u2019s, and I\u2019d love to be able to do something that gets me some notoriety or be known by a company whose product I love and support.\u00a0 Not to mention the bragging rights (nobody with a right mind would want) of being able to say that I\u2019m retarded enough to visit 27 identical restaurants just for fountain drinks and a few burritos in the span of days.<\/span><\/p>\n Not to mention I legitimately think I can win one of five psychopath slots.\u00a0 If anything at all, it\u2019s a story that I can share, but I hope that I can share it as a winner, with 52 free burritos or plates of nachos in the bank waiting for my gluttony.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Superstition would dictate that I would never share the details of any contest that I was interested in.\u00a0 I know far too many talented people out there whose skills, acumen and tenacity render me the equivalent of like a toddler when it comes to particular contests.\u00a0 Call me selfish, but sometimes I\u2019d rather not have … Continue reading This is what insanity looks 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