{"id":44621,"date":"2017-05-03T16:47:14","date_gmt":"2017-05-03T20:47:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44621"},"modified":"2020-08-01T16:47:24","modified_gmt":"2020-08-01T20:47:24","slug":"i-would-like-a-grand-vitara-now-pls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44621","title":{"rendered":"I would like a Grand Vitara now pls"},"content":{"rendered":"

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One of the better things I\u2019ve seen in my life recently<\/a>: Proud owner of a 1996 Suzuki Grand Vitara makes the most epic commercial for the sale of his car in the history of mankind<\/span><\/p>\n

Among the things in our lives that my brother and I still reference to our very old ages is the phrase \u201cstandard;\u201d used ironically to describe things that aren\u2019t impressive but we try to make it sound such anyway.\u00a0 It all derived from this parody of a Dodge Aries<\/a> commercial we saw back in like, 1999, that we still chuckle about today.<\/span><\/p>\n

Figure that back in 1999, they were spoofing a car back from 1988, and we come to present day, and now there\u2019s an epic commercial for a car that is apparently from, 1996.\u00a0 Obviously, technology has changed a good deal since then, and no such capabilities are left out of this amazing digital love letter to the Suzuki Grand Vitara.<\/span><\/p>\n

The amazing thing about the video is that it starts off modestly, and much like the Aries commercial, the overinflation of the basic features, presented ironically as if they were spaceship technologies.\u00a0 But throughout the escalation of epicness, I felt that it never really peaks and simply continues to get better without ever declining.<\/span><\/p>\n

Seriously, from running away from T-Rex, chasing the War Rig, to somehow ending up on the surface of the moon, it just gets more and more outrageously funny, before it doubles me over with the Back to the Future<\/em> reappearance in the end before the unfortunate end to such a grand masterpiece.<\/span><\/p>\n

Regardless, as a whole, this video is one of the better things I\u2019ve seen lately.\u00a0 It\u2019s ironic, it\u2019s well made and above all, it\u2019s hilarious.\u00a0 Kudos to the guy who made it, and I imagine anyone who watches this would want a 20-year old Grand Vitara themselves now as well.\u00a0 I certainly do.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One of the better things I\u2019ve seen in my life recently: Proud owner of a 1996 Suzuki Grand Vitara makes the most epic commercial for the sale of his car in the history of mankind Among the things in our lives that my brother and I still reference to our very old ages is the … Continue reading I would like a Grand Vitara now pls<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,79],"class_list":["post-44621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-cashmoney"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44621"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44623,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44621\/revisions\/44623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}