{"id":44982,"date":"2017-07-12T15:28:31","date_gmt":"2017-07-12T19:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44982"},"modified":"2020-08-02T15:28:39","modified_gmt":"2020-08-02T19:28:39","slug":"add-sour-rancid-milk-to-the-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=44982","title":{"rendered":"Add sour rancid milk to the list"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Worse than carcasses<\/a>: truck carrying 48,000 gallons of milk crashed and overturned on GA-316 involving several other cars and trucks, causing numerous injuries<\/span><\/p>\n

It has been hot and humid as hell lately.\u00a0 I\u2019m not sure whether or not it\u2019s at all record-setting, a fact that I\u2019ve pretty much been endlessly working on things involving a lot of physical movement, or a combination of all of the above, but it\u2019s been hot, humid and miserable as shit over this summer.<\/span><\/p>\n

That being said, if there was absolutely anything at all that would be a miserable truck-full-of-food-spill, milk would undoubtedly have to be at the top of that list.<\/span><\/p>\n

On its own, milk is already a volatile, diarrhea-inducing agent, now imagine it spilled all over the roads, baking into the surfaces under the hot and miserable Georgia sun?\u00a0 Rapidly souring, going rancid, and cooking its way into the asphalt and soil.\u00a0 Bacteria growing like a petri dish, and the sharp odor soon to emanate from everything that the shit spilled all over.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Frankly, I actually hesitated on whether or not milk should be added to be buffet lost to the Georgia roads.\u00a0 But technically milk is food, and food spilled from trucks on Georgia roads fits the criteria of getting mentioned on the brog, so here we are.<\/span><\/p>\n

In all seriousness though, it\u2019s good that none of the aforementioned injuries were life-threatening.\u00a0 People dying have a tendency to sour the mood faster than the milk probably was once spilled all over the place.\u00a0 No mention of how this happened too; I\u2019ve driven on GA-316 before, it\u2019s a flat straight road pock-marked with stop lights every now and then, but it\u2019s really a basic parkway where one wouldn\u2019t imagine such devastating incidents to occur, yet here we stand.\u00a0 But inherently, that\u2019s the underlying irony behind all these stories that I chronicle, they\u2019re usually a result of a truck driver being stupid.<\/span><\/p>\n

Thank goodness it\u2019s way the hell up in Gwinnett county, and the part of it that\u2019s pretty much in South Carolina, because I can\u2019t imagine what this area is going to smell like a day later and until the next Florida-like spontaneous rain shower washes it all away.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Worse than carcasses: truck carrying 48,000 gallons of milk crashed and overturned on GA-316 involving several other cars and trucks, causing numerous injuries It has been hot and humid as hell lately.\u00a0 I\u2019m not sure whether or not it\u2019s at all record-setting, a fact that I\u2019ve pretty much been endlessly working on things involving a … Continue reading Add sour rancid milk to the list<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,56,8,52,10,170],"class_list":["post-44982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-food","tag-ohgeorgia","tag-owned","tag-traffic","tag-truck-spill"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44982"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44984,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44982\/revisions\/44984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}