{"id":45948,"date":"2018-06-15T21:23:38","date_gmt":"2018-06-16T01:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=45948"},"modified":"2020-08-07T21:23:49","modified_gmt":"2020-08-08T01:23:49","slug":"jobbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=45948","title":{"rendered":"JOBBERS"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The skinny<\/a>: three professional wrestlers take on a 2.5-year old lion in tug-of-war, fail miserably<\/span><\/p>\n

Honestly, I wouldn\u2019t have guessed that the humans would lose, especially in such a dominant fashion.\u00a0 The laws of physics would say that the three wrestlers combined to outweigh a not-yet fully matured lion, and that they should probably be able to simply brute force win a match of tug-of-war.<\/span><\/p>\n

But I guess this is where we as humans get cocky over our position on the food chain and underestimate the raw primal strength of wild animals.\u00a0 The lion doesn\u2019t even appear to budge, against three men who are practically required by their profession to hit the gym and have more strength than the average human being.<\/span><\/p>\n

Granted, as talented as he is in the ring, Ricochet is still probably like 185 lbs. and classifies as \u201ca small guy\u201d in the wrestling industry, so I\u2019m not surprised that his contributions to this battle were probably minimal in comparison to the jacked Fabian Aichner<\/a>, and the fat guy Killian Dain<\/a>.\u00a0 Even still, the three of them combined had to have been nearly double the weight of a young lion, yet they still jobbed like the Public Enemy going against the Acolytes<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Not a good look with NXT TakeOver: Chicago happening tomorrow.\u00a0 If Ricochet ends up losing to the Velveteen Dream over the weekend, that\u2019ll be twice in the same week where he\u2019ll have been televised jobbing, which is never good for anyone\u2019s body of work.\u00a0 But then again, you kind of deserve it if you screw around too much against actual lions.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The skinny: three professional wrestlers take on a 2.5-year old lion in tug-of-war, fail miserably Honestly, I wouldn\u2019t have guessed that the humans would lose, especially in such a dominant fashion.\u00a0 The laws of physics would say that the three wrestlers combined to outweigh a not-yet fully matured lion, and that they should probably be … Continue reading JOBBERS<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,52,54,55],"class_list":["post-45948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-owned","tag-wrestling","tag-wwe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45948"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45950,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45948\/revisions\/45950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}