{"id":46190,"date":"2018-09-07T22:39:59","date_gmt":"2018-09-08T02:39:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46190"},"modified":"2020-08-08T22:40:08","modified_gmt":"2020-08-09T02:40:08","slug":"good-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46190","title":{"rendered":"GOOD BOY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-46191 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/car_dog.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/car_dog.jpg 510w, http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/car_dog-300x166.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsbtv.com\/news\/national\/hot-topics\/driving-dog-crashes-truck-trying-to-get-to-container-of-grease\/827823500\">lol\u2019d<\/a>: dog left in truck attempts to get at Tupperware full of bacon grease, inadvertently puts vehicle in gear, causes fender bender in parking lot<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Sometimes we just need funny stories to brighten a day.\u00a0 This is one of them.\u00a0 Elvis, which is an appropriate name for this dog, attempts to get at some bacon grease and instead drives a truck into a parked car.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It\u2019s not like Elvis could be held accountable for any of this, because it was his less-than intelligent owner who left A DOG, alone in a vehicle that had a container full of BACON grease, and somehow expected that everything would be okay while he went into the store.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Anyway, the best news of this story is that nobody was hurt, most of all Elvis.\u00a0 A Mitsubishi Lancer took a little bit of a ding, but considering that it\u2019s a Lancer, it\u2019s not like any damage was done in the first place.\u00a0 Unfortunately for Elvis, it didn\u2019t look like he succeeded at getting any of that sweet bacon grease though, however. <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">&#x1f622;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lol\u2019d: dog left in truck attempts to get at Tupperware full of bacon grease, inadvertently puts vehicle in gear, causes fender bender in parking lot Sometimes we just need funny stories to brighten a day.\u00a0 This is one of them.\u00a0 Elvis, which is an appropriate name for this dog, attempts to get at some bacon &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=46190\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">GOOD BOY<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,45,30,52,134],"class_list":["post-46190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-fail","tag-justice","tag-owned","tag-pets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46190"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46192,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46190\/revisions\/46192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}