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I mean, there\u2019s really not much to add to the headline.\u00a0 A Tennessee man is arrested<\/a> for stealing an alleged $65,000 worth of clothing from Hollister and American Eagle.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Clearly, the mall in which he was victimizing must not have had an Abercrombie & Fitch, otherwise it\u2019s safe to assume they would have been pilfered from too.<\/span><\/p>\n Sometimes, stories just kind of write themselves, and when I see a headline about how Hollister and American Eagle are the companies being burgled, my first thought was \u201cwhite people clothiers\u201d and how the perpetrator must undoubtedly be a white guy.\u00a0 Seriously though, it probably wasn\u2019t the best idea to be stealing from global brands like these, because regardless of race, these are companies that live and die by numbers, and $65,000 worth of merch is undoubtedly going to be noticed and it would only be a matter of time in which action would be taken.\u00a0 Trent McWhiterton III clearly dipped into the well a little too many times and to no surprise, was eventually caught.<\/span><\/p>\n The funny thing to me was his general racket of stealing brand new goods, and then selling them to consignment shops.\u00a0 Undoubtedly, Plato\u2019s Closet was probably only to give him 25% of the value, at consignment rates, so in spite of the fact that he stole like $65k* worth of clothing, he probably made like $10k in sales.\u00a0 Honestly, if this bro weren\u2019t so lazy, he probably could\u2019ve made vastly more money through eBay, and probably been way safer, since apparently it was Plato\u2019s people who helped tip off the fuzz.<\/span><\/p>\n *let\u2019s also not forget that $65k worth of Hollister and American Eagle is probably like $6,500 in materials and Cambodian slave labor to manufacture<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n What\u2019s also entertaining to me is that I just happened to chance across this story, because like many Americans right now, I\u2019m fixated to election news, and for whatever reason, this story happened to be the first thing listed in related articles. \u00a0I guess there is though, a modicum of relation considering just how white and criminal the election process kind of is, that a story about a white guy stealing from white people clothiers can be somewhat related.<\/span><\/p>\n Whatever though, white people getting busted for stealing from white companies, and where ultimately everyone comes out a loser, that\u2019s all water off my back.\u00a0 It\u2019s something whimsical for me to write about while I await hopefully good news to come out of this shit show, because I\u2019m tired of feeling like I\u2019m held hostage by the country with everyone else, who just wants to know who\u2019ll be our dear leader for the future.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I mean, there\u2019s really not much to add to the headline.\u00a0 A Tennessee man is arrested for stealing an alleged $65,000 worth of clothing from Hollister and American Eagle.\u00a0 Clearly, the mall in which he was victimizing must not have had an Abercrombie & Fitch, otherwise it\u2019s safe to assume they would have been pilfered … Continue reading The whitest thief in the world<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[112,45,52,190],"class_list":["post-47403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-crime","tag-fail","tag-owned","tag-white-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47403"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47405,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47403\/revisions\/47405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}