{"id":47450,"date":"2020-11-29T21:19:40","date_gmt":"2020-11-30T02:19:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=47450"},"modified":"2020-11-30T21:20:48","modified_gmt":"2020-12-01T02:20:48","slug":"few-things-are-as-satisfying-as-watching-shitheads-turn-on-each-other","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=47450","title":{"rendered":"Few things are as satisfying as watching shitheads turn on each other"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-47451 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/pol_shitheads.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"261\" srcset=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/pol_shitheads.jpg 510w, http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/pol_shitheads-300x154.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a style=\"font-size: 12pt;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wsbtv.com\/news\/politics\/trump-says-hes-ashamed-he-endorsed-georgia-gov-brian-kemp\/JXPY2YGXI5EP5BVT6CDZ6VUCHQ\/\">More specifically<\/a><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">: after losing Georgia to Democrats for the first time since Bill Clinton, the baked potato publicly lashes out at Georgia governor Bubba Kemp for not helping him cheat to win, states he is ashamed to have ever endorsed him<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Actually the headline is a little inaccurate, as it\u2019s more accurate to say that the baked potato has turned on Bubba, while Bubba, in typical Bubba fashion has cowered completely to his lord king in chief and has gone completely silent in response, like a <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/_7vML9C3PZk\">scared cat that just saw a cucumber<\/a>.\u00a0 Just like he went completely quiet after the baked potato publicly lambasted him after \u201creopening\u201d Georgia way too soon amidst the pandemic, he\u2019s basically in hiding until the heat dies down.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">There\u2019s really not much more to say about this, honestly.\u00a0 Baked potato is just steaming because he lost Georgia, a state that\u2019s historically almost automatically red, and for the first time since I\u2019ve lived here, I can really say that I\u2019m proud to be a Georgia resident.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I wrote a few more paragraphs but Word shit the bed on me and lost it all, and I have no desire to re-write any of it because it\u2019s about politics and once is too much as it is, so I\u2019ll just leave it at the fact that I love watching shitheads turn on each other, and it\u2019s great to see them flaming each other instead of respectively griefing the state and the country instead.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More specifically: after losing Georgia to Democrats for the first time since Bill Clinton, the baked potato publicly lashes out at Georgia governor Bubba Kemp for not helping him cheat to win, states he is ashamed to have ever endorsed him Actually the headline is a little inaccurate, as it\u2019s more accurate to say that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=47450\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Few things are as satisfying as watching shitheads turn on each other<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[176,45,8,165,124],"class_list":["post-47450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-murica","tag-fail","tag-ohgeorgia","tag-politics","tag-trolls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47450"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47452,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47450\/revisions\/47452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}