{"id":48278,"date":"2021-11-18T23:51:47","date_gmt":"2021-11-19T04:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48278"},"modified":"2021-11-19T23:51:55","modified_gmt":"2021-11-20T04:51:55","slug":"lol-china-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48278","title":{"rendered":"lol China"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-48279 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/homer_banned.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/homer_banned.jpg 510w, http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/homer_banned-300x171.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span class=\"s1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/world-asia-china-59331975\">Where all-you-can-eat doesn\u2019t mean all-you-can-eat<\/a><\/span>: man blacklisted from all-you-can-eat barbecue restaurant because he was eating too much<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Frankly, there really is no place in the world that this could\u2019ve occurred at then China.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>China has no regard for rules, and they\u2019re not above applying draconian outcomes onto their own people, especially when money is involved.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>It\u2019s just unfortunate for all parties involved, that The Internet caught wind of this story, because now it\u2019s basically a meme, with all the observational humor armchair comedians that are coming out of the woodwork to chime in their two cents.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Naturally, the initial favor goes and should go, to the customer, whom was capitalizing on the general concept of all-you-can-eat, and it really is not his problem if the restaurant\u2019s golden ratio of food consumed versus cost of meal begins sliding in his favor because he\u2019s a monster capable of consuming large quantities of food.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>As far as the restaurant goes, if they\u2019re incapable of actually being all-you-can-eat, they probably shouldn\u2019t be in business in the first place.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">But then it\u2019s revealed that the guy in question was a live-streamer, and then I feel like there\u2019s a lot of context that kind of went missing in the bigger picture.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>I think it\u2019s safe to say that Mr. Kang here, was probably going to the restaurant, partially to eat a meal, but at the same time, ham shit up for his six viewers, by acting a little bit outlandish, and eating beyond normal, for the entertaining of others.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Now, from the restaurant\u2019s standpoint, I can kind of lean towards them, because based on their description of how Mr. Kang would pick up the entire tray of prawns instead of using the tongs, that sounds like a dick move done deliberately, for the lulz, but is also fucking all other customers in the restaurant from getting any.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Sure, Mr. Kang wasn\u2019t wasting any food, but at the same time I have a hard time believing that he was pounding away 3+ lbs. of pork trotters or downing 20-30 bottles of soy milk because he was just that hungry.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>No, live-streamers are inherently attention whores, so he was probably stuffing his face for the camera, and most likely most definitely didn\u2019t need to be eating that much food.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">There are definitely ways to exploit buffets, most obviously being, don\u2019t make a spectacle of yourself or draw attention to the fact that you\u2019re trying to stay and eat the place out of business.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>I used to see senior citizens at Old Country Buffets in the past, who undoubtedly were there for upwards of three hours plus, because they probably got in the door when it was senior-priced breakfast, but milked the clock to where the more expensive lunch options began emerging, and then had multiple meals while there.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">But by making a spectacle of himself by grabbing entire trays, or running trains on soy milk, and undoubtedly bringing camera gear to his table, Mr. Kang ends up looking like a tool, the restaurant looks like assholes for denying someone all they can eat, and in the end, everyone loses, because lol China, of course.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Not going to lie though, all this thinking about Chinese buffets makes me miss the ever-living hell out of them.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Coronavirus be damned, I\u2019m quite tempted to take the risk and go find some rando-China King Buffet and stuff my face stupid of lo mein, General Tso\u2019s chicken, crab rangoons of doom and of course, chicken quesadillas.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where all-you-can-eat doesn\u2019t mean all-you-can-eat: man blacklisted from all-you-can-eat barbecue restaurant because he was eating too much Frankly, there really is no place in the world that this could\u2019ve occurred at then China.\u00a0 China has no regard for rules, and they\u2019re not above applying draconian outcomes onto their own people, especially when money is involved.\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48278\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">lol China<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79,147,194,120,56,52,182],"class_list":["post-48278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cashmoney","tag-cheating","tag-coronavirus","tag-fat-people","tag-food","tag-owned","tag-tryharding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48278"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48280,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48278\/revisions\/48280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}