{"id":48758,"date":"2022-05-16T12:25:06","date_gmt":"2022-05-16T17:25:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48758"},"modified":"2022-05-27T12:25:19","modified_gmt":"2022-05-27T17:25:19","slug":"getting-a-peach-pass-was-one-of-the-best-choices-ive-ever-made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48758","title":{"rendered":"Getting a Peach Pass was one of the best choices I\u2019ve ever made"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-48759 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/colinrobinsonmeme.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/colinrobinsonmeme.jpg 560w, http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/colinrobinsonmeme-300x182.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I\u2019ve noticed that the more I get older, the more monetary value I put on my time.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I still reminisce about a story quite some time ago when mythical then-girlfriend and I were at Epcot and in typical Florida fashion, it started pouring.\u00a0 As we were leaving the park, unsurprisingly there was a massive line of people waiting for the complimentary shuttle back to the hotel.\u00a0 I said fuck that, and immediately hailed an Uber, and it turned out that an Uber was right there and picked up the fare as they had just dropped someone off.\u00a0 Ten minutes and ten dollars later, we were back at the hotel where we could dry off, clean up and settle in for a relaxing evening, instead of the likely hour we\u2019d have had to have waited just to not have to pay for transport.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">That shit happened maybe seven years ago, and I still look back fondly at that memory as a good example of how much I value my time over money.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Anyway, I recently got a PeachPass, which is Georgia\u2019s equivalent of a FastPass, SunPass, or whatever Pass exists in your states that basically allows the driver to hop into lanes of lesser traffic for a flexible fee, effectively having monetized the ability to buy your way into lesser traffic.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I used to abhor the idea of the PeachPass or any sort of FastPass in general, because it\u2019s a flagrant cash grab by whatever region it\u2019s implemented in, and a poor excuse to avoid having to build mass transit or any other superior infrastructure.\u00a0 Clearly though, the judgment of myself and anyone else who might\u2019ve felt similarly isn\u2019t ever going to change things, and as I said, as I\u2019ve gotten older, the more I\u2019m willing to pay in order to save myself some time.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">So I got a PeachPass, primarily because there was the possibility that mythical wife and I were going to go to drive down to Florida for a Disney trip, and as it is compatible with Florida\u2019s SunPass system, and we could\u2019ve avoided the obnoxious tolls in the Orlando area.\u00a0 But also because Gwinnett County exists, and I hoped having a PeachPass would help give us the option to nope the fuck out of the perpetual traffic going north or south, whenever we visit the family in South Carolina.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Anyway, coming back from a trip to Savannah, there was some build up starting to form on the south end of the city.\u00a0 And fewer things suck than getting hit with traffic on the tail end of a road trip, especially the magnitude of Atlanta\u2019s jurassic traffic.\u00a0 But lo and behold, at this stretch of I-75 had a set of express lanes, that happened to be headed in my direction, so there was no better time like this present to break in my new PeachPass.\u00a0 I jumped into the express lanes, and for the next 6-8 miles, watched with the most smug and satisfied glee, as I soared past the congestion going 70 miles an hour.\u00a0 And it cost me, $2.22, for saving maybe 10 minutes of time and a whole lot more in aggravation and annoyance.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I genuinely felt as if I could chub up from such immense satisfaction, and much to the feined dismay of mythical wife, my reference to Colin Robinson\u2019s euphoric joy at watching the community board meeting devolve, as an accurate analogy to how I felt having just PeachPass\u2019d my way past a logjam, was met with rolling eyes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Seriously though, I may have had to have paid actual money for this bullshit system, but god as my witness, it was one of the best $2.22 I\u2019ve ever spent.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">I look forward to other opportunities in the future, and hope that I\u2019ll again experience the utmost joy and smug satisfaction of PeachPassing the fuck past some stupid bullshit traffic in another time.\u00a0 One of the best decisions I\u2019ve made in a while.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve noticed that the more I get older, the more monetary value I put on my time.\u00a0 I still reminisce about a story quite some time ago when mythical then-girlfriend and I were at Epcot and in typical Florida fashion, it started pouring.\u00a0 As we were leaving the park, unsurprisingly there was a massive line &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=48758\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Getting a Peach Pass was one of the best choices I\u2019ve ever 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