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Impetus<\/a>: Blue Jays pitcher goes on Twitter to bitch about United Airlines asking his wife to clean up after their kids on a flight, gets bodied by The Internet<\/span><\/p>\n See, now this is an instance where The Internet made the right call on someone to unleash the fury onto.<\/span><\/p>\n Anthony Bass, a journeyman pitcher of marginal talent, who has played for seven different MLB franchises, and has made over $10 million dollars in career earnings, tries to go on the internet to shame United Airlines over the crew of a flight he and his family were on, asking the pregnant mother of their children to clean up a popcorn spill.\u00a0 But his evident quest to gain sympathy and shame United Airlines backfires stupendously, and he receives a healthy dose of reality from the cauldron of the internet, leading to lots of disagreement, ridicule, and of course, snarky analysis of his baseball talent.<\/span><\/p>\n I think it goes without saying that I\u2019m on the side of The Internet on this one, because I\u2019ve done my share of traveling on airplanes with kids and it is every bit as difficult, aggravating and patience testing as one without kids might think it is.\u00a0 But I also do it intelligently, and even if the airline were to present fucking popcorn to my kids, I simply wouldn\u2019t let them have it.\u00a0 The probability of a mess is higher than Bass\u2019s opponents\u2019 batting average has been this season, and I wouldn\u2019t want to put myself in a position to where I would have to be the parent asked to clean up after my kids.<\/span><\/p>\n But if I were?\u00a0 I\u2019d do it, no questions asked.\u00a0 I\u2019ve flown enough in my life and know enough about the airline industry to know that flight attendants aren\u2019t maids, butlers, servants or custodians.\u00a0 I respect what they do, and I know that cleaning up after mine or my kids\u2019 messes aren\u2019t their primary jobs, and any assistance that they do give is a genuine act of generosity to be grateful for, and not expected.<\/span><\/p>\n Bass, his wife, and his wife\u2019s sister, who is also married to a (former) professional athlete, are all a bunch of spoiled, infantilized idiots who have lost touch with normal people in normal occupations, because they\u2019ve been coddled in the lifestyles of professional athletes for the better part of a decade.\u00a0 I absolutely am tickled by the notion that Bass and his clan all got on social media with the intent to shame United Airlines, but it mostly backfired on them all, and of all the resistance they received, I absolutely love it when a baseball player\u2019s poor performance inevitably is brought up, because in most cases it adds nothing to the argument, but in the context of comparing it to the situation, it kind of works.<\/span><\/p>\n I love the fact that someone screen grabbed his Baseball-Reference page, primarily showing off his 2023 stats where he has an abysmal 7.11 ERA and a negative -0.2 WAR, and made the comparison that he had no room to complain about United not doing their jobs when it was very evident that he was not doing his.<\/span><\/p>\n But I kind of get Anthony Bass\u2019s frustration a little bit too though.\u00a0 I\u2019ve been twice a husband to a pregnant wife, and I understand that if I\u2019m not here, I could only wish people were willing to help her out when needed.\u00a0 Frankly, he had some reason to be frustrated with a flight attendant, if they didn\u2019t help at all, and stood there and watched his wife get down and pick up popcorn, but frankly I\u2019d also be miffed with surrounding passengers who sat on their asses with seatbelts on, and didn\u2019t help a very likely obviously pregnant woman on the ground picking up popcorn.\u00a0 Sure, it\u2019s not their job to do such, as it isn\u2019t the jobs of the flight attendants, but a little bit of empathy and compassion can go a long way in life.<\/span><\/p>\n Either way, I still got a lot of amusement of reading the fallout of Anthony Bass and his beef with United.\u00a0 He clearly thought he was going to have The Internet to back him up against United, but much like the confidence in his abilities he must have had after his fairly decent 2022 season, he was wrong.\u00a0 And I love seeing spoiled professional athletes get owned on the internet.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Impetus: Blue Jays pitcher goes on Twitter to bitch about United Airlines asking his wife to clean up after their kids on a flight, gets bodied by The Internet See, now this is an instance where The Internet made the right call on someone to unleash the fury onto. 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