{"id":50140,"date":"2024-08-22T09:49:42","date_gmt":"2024-08-22T14:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50140"},"modified":"2024-08-30T09:49:52","modified_gmt":"2024-08-30T14:49:52","slug":"damn-the-new-chick-fil-a-looks-like-avengers-hq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=50140","title":{"rendered":"Damn, the new Chick Fil-A looks like Avengers HQ"},"content":{"rendered":"

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CFA<\/a>: Chick Fil-A opens brand new, state-of-the-art restaurant in Bumfuck, Georgia that is two stories, drive-thru only, featuring multiple lanes, including several app-only lanes<\/span><\/p>\n

My first thought when I saw this brand-new Chick Fil-A was exactly what the title of this post is: damn, this place looks like a baby Avengers HQ.\u00a0 And frankly, it might as well be, considering the company\u2019s hard reliance on drive-thru service when it comes to their bottom line, it makes sense for them to have a location that\u2019s entirely drive-thru only, featuring the feature that I love best, the app-only lanes for the evolved class of human being that understands how easy, efficient and optimal using Chick Fil-A\u2019s app is when it comes to food service.<\/span><\/p>\n

What doesn\u2019t really make much sense are CFA locations that have scrapped drive-thru outright, and I think there\u2019s one up in North Druid Hills that does that, and I can\u2019t imagine that their business is nearly as fruitful as those CFA locations that have efficient and reliable drive-thru service, like the ones near my own home that my household tends to go to, at least 2-3 times a month, but that\u2019s neither here nor there for the purpose of this specific post.<\/span><\/p>\n

However, the one drawback to this Baby Avengers HQ of a Chick Fil-A is that it\u2019s located way the fuck outside of Atlanta, and barely even deserves to be considered metro area in the first place.\u00a0 McDonough is one of those areas that\u2019s literally like an hour outside of city proper, but because there are enough psychopaths that commute to the city from there, they get to be considered Metro enough to get the occasional nod in morning traffic reports because there\u2019s usually some apocalyptic traffic coming out of I-75 in their location.\u00a0 Frankly, that\u2019s the only reason why I even know the name of the street it\u2019s on, Jodeco Road.<\/span><\/p>\n

Needless to say, I can\u2019t see myself making a trip just to experience this location, because they\u2019re not Tim Horton\u2019s, they\u2019re not Buc-ee\u2019s, nor are they Wawa.\u00a0 Even though I would probably take joy in the expedient manner in which an app-only line could be, it would be the same food that I could get at any of the CFAs that are within 1-2 miles from my own home.<\/span><\/p>\n

All the same, I hope this location does gangbusters, so that the company can start replacing all the other CFAs throughout the city, as well as all over the country, with these mini Avenger HQs that can show the rest of the fast food world up, on how to optimally run the fast food business.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

CFA: Chick Fil-A opens brand new, state-of-the-art restaurant in Bumfuck, Georgia that is two stories, drive-thru only, featuring multiple lanes, including several app-only lanes My first thought when I saw this brand-new Chick Fil-A was exactly what the title of this post is: damn, this place looks like a baby Avengers HQ.\u00a0 And frankly, it … Continue reading Damn, the new Chick Fil-A looks like Avengers HQ<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79,140,100,56,83,8],"class_list":["post-50140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cashmoney","tag-comics","tag-comparison","tag-food","tag-observations","tag-ohgeorgia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50140"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50142,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50140\/revisions\/50142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}