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In my most recent episode of I don\u2019t have any fucking space for myself<\/em><\/strong>, I began to fantasize about how great it would be if I could just have a underground bunker like Spider-Man (E-1610) had in the backyard of Aunt May\u2019s house, perfectly hidden by a nondescript and dilapidated looking toolshed, as shown in Into the Spider-Verse<\/em> (amazing film, btw).<\/span><\/p>\n And not just because it was full of all sorts of shit that\u2019s right up my alley, like the gym full of free weights, the spacious computer area, as well as a generous amount of space allocated to workshopping, but just because of the sheer space that existed, available to use.<\/span><\/p>\n I have no personal space of my own.\u00a0 Like literally, I don\u2019t have any designated space that is mine and mine alone, and my blets are in storage, all my personal effects are in storage, and I have like a shelf, a desk, and a Ron Swanson poster in the corner of my master bedroom that\u2019s the closest thing I have to personal space, and that\u2019s when mythical wife isn\u2019t taking a nap.<\/span><\/p>\n The rest of my house is absolutely overflowing to the gills full of kids things, and every now and then when my mind can grasp how ridiculously full my home is, I feel despair and hopelessness about how things will never improve.\u00a0 When I bought my home, it was two adults in a four-bedroom home where one bedroom hardly saw any use, one was a guest room, and I had a room designated to be my office where I could store and display all of my personal effects.<\/span><\/p>\n Now it\u2019s three adults, two kids, no spare bedrooms, no office, and me having angst about having no personal space, whenever I have the time to have angst, and writing about how I fantasize about a fictional underground bunker that ignores the existence of infrastructure, code and architectural integrity which is the least unbelievable thing about this specific world which has teenagers flinging themselves all around New York on spider webs, and travel between alternate realities.<\/span><\/p>\n But yeah back to the point, I\u2019m so envious of the Spider Cave underneath Aunt May\u2019s house, and if I had something remotely close to having an underground bunker of my own, without any hesitation, it would be the go-to place to store all the shit that\u2019s taking up space in the house proper, and maybe allocating half of it to becoming my personal private office space.\u00a0 Because don\u2019t I deserve a place to get some peace and quiet too??<\/span><\/p>\n I would take all of the holiday shit in the attic and it\u2019s going into the Spider Cave.\u00a0 All of mythical wife\u2019s teacher shit that sits in a number of crates in the garage; all that shit\u2019s going into the Spider Cave.\u00a0 The large tubs that are accumulating with kids clothes, artwork and toys that they don\u2019t play with \u2013 Spider Cave.\u00a0 Tubs of DVDs and BluRay discs?\u00a0 Spider Cave.\u00a0 The lawnmower I haven\u2019t used in three years?\u00a0 Spider Cave.<\/span><\/p>\n The irony is that all this offloading into a Spider Cave wouldn\u2019t actually free up enough space within my house proper to where I could actually have some private space again.\u00a0 Objectively speaking, the more efficient thing would be to leave everything where it is, and use the Spider Cave solely for my own personal space and use, since it would hypothetically fulfill my desire to have even just a little bit of space for myself.<\/span><\/p>\n But the knee-jerk reaction to a fantasy fulfilled of having a Spider Cave was churning reallocation of crap from one place into another place, where it could be better out of sight and out of mind.<\/span><\/p>\n All the same though, having a magical bonus 250-350 sq ft. of usable space really is a fucking fantasy.\u00a0 And it would be truly incredible to have my very own Spider Cave; I don\u2019t even need or want any of the Spider Tech, because I don\u2019t want to have the great responsibilities that would come with inheriting such great powers, I just want a place where I can hang my blets, display all of the crap that I\u2019ve accumulated that\u2019s worth displaying, and having a space to myself that\u2019s just, me.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In my most recent episode of I don\u2019t have any fucking space for myself, I began to fantasize about how great it would be if I could just have a underground bunker like Spider-Man (E-1610) had in the backyard of Aunt May\u2019s house, perfectly hidden by a nondescript and dilapidated looking toolshed, as shown in … Continue reading I\u2019m so envious of Earth-1610 Aunt May\u2019s Spider Cave<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[140,100,29,121,41],"class_list":["post-50233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-comics","tag-comparison","tag-fantasy","tag-homeownership","tag-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50235,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50233\/revisions\/50235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}