{"id":26397,"date":"2010-05-28T21:56:16","date_gmt":"2010-05-29T01:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=26397"},"modified":"2020-06-19T21:56:27","modified_gmt":"2020-06-20T01:56:27","slug":"chaotic-productivity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=26397","title":{"rendered":"Chaotic productivity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Cleaned kitchen<\/li>\n<li>Trimmed hedges<\/li>\n<li>Ran laundry<\/li>\n<li>Cleaned cat tyranny<\/li>\n<li>Bought house essential<\/li>\n<li>Changed oil in car<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>However:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Couldn&#8217;t get oil filter off of car due to lack of leverage, grew infuriated, had to settle for not changing it<\/li>\n<li>Spilled a boatload of oil on driveway, had to dump a boatload of cat litter on it, and it will sit on my driveway for a few days<\/li>\n<li>Burned my right forearm on an oil pan that was still scalding hot, resulting in blisters<\/li>\n<li>OH YEAH, the chrome trim plate on the peak of my car&#8217;s grill snapped off, making my car look ghetto as hell, leaving me wondering if I can actually find a part number, or if I should try much luck at a junkyard for a piece of aesthetic trim.<\/li>\n<li>John Smoltz statue fell down and snapped at the ankle like\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/DQ_RR9WjUlI\/0.jpg\">Sid Vicious<\/a>, subsequently thrown away<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I&#8217;m pleased with being productive with chores and tedious household tasks, but I&#8217;d gladly have put them off for\u00a0<em>something better to do<\/em>, and subsequently had to gripe and bitch about how they needed to get done at a later time.<\/p>\n<p>I guess this is the negligent consequence of being a little smitten.\u00a0 Funny how things work out sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I: Cleaned kitchen Trimmed hedges Ran laundry Cleaned cat tyranny Bought house essential Changed oil in car However: Couldn&#8217;t get oil filter off of car due to lack of leverage, grew infuriated, had to settle for not changing it Spilled a boatload of oil on driveway, had to dump a boatload of cat litter &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=26397\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Chaotic productivity<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,81,15],"class_list":["post-26397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cars","tag-girls","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26397"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26398,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26397\/revisions\/26398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}