{"id":27435,"date":"2010-08-03T22:38:51","date_gmt":"2010-08-04T02:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=27435"},"modified":"2020-06-21T22:39:04","modified_gmt":"2020-06-22T02:39:04","slug":"much-like-when-driving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=27435","title":{"rendered":"Much like when driving"},"content":{"rendered":"

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When it comes to just a little drizzle, people turn into gigantic pussies. Yes, I am brogging from the game because my peaceful secluded sanctuary has just been invaded by Retard-and-Choad-a-Palooza and I fear an impending rain delay about to happen.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When it comes to just a little drizzle, people turn into gigantic pussies. Yes, I am brogging from the game because my peaceful secluded sanctuary has just been invaded by Retard-and-Choad-a-Palooza and I fear an impending rain delay about to happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[62,66,45,15,52,49],"class_list":["post-27435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-baseball","tag-braves","tag-fail","tag-og","tag-owned","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27435"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27437,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27435\/revisions\/27437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}