{"id":27472,"date":"2010-08-15T23:06:59","date_gmt":"2010-08-16T03:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=27472"},"modified":"2020-06-21T23:07:12","modified_gmt":"2020-06-22T03:07:12","slug":"thought-from-reagan-national","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=27472","title":{"rendered":"Thought from Reagan National"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Out of all the available seating in this spacious terminal, why does the equivalent of the black Violet Beauregard after turning into a giant blackberry in need of juicing have to sit right next to me? In just a minute, I will be forced to &#8220;check the standby list&#8221; in order to get away from this mammoth behemoth monstrosity so I don&#8217;t have to smell her McDonald&#8217;s breakfast any further.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Out of all the available seating in this spacious terminal, why does the equivalent of the black Violet Beauregard after turning into a giant blackberry in need of juicing have to sit right next to me? In just a minute, I will be forced to &#8220;check the standby list&#8221; in order to get away from &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=27472\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Thought from Reagan National<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[15,65,49],"class_list":["post-27472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-og","tag-travel","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27472"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27473,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27472\/revisions\/27473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}