{"id":27624,"date":"2010-09-03T21:13:24","date_gmt":"2010-09-04T01:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=27624"},"modified":"2020-06-22T21:13:39","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T01:13:39","slug":"dont-mind-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=27624","title":{"rendered":"Don’t mind me"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’m just sitting at Starbucks, killing time, while traffic dies down a bit, pondering on what six-pack of boozahol to take to Dragon-con, and what creative back roads route to take to avoid as much traffic as possible, to prevent me from even more white hairs sprouting on my head.<\/span><\/p>\n

So in the meantime, have a picture of D-Pat getting\u00a0emasculated<\/span>\u00a0waxed so he can accurately dress up as Cheetos during the weekend.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m just sitting at Starbucks, killing time, while traffic dies down a bit, pondering on what six-pack of boozahol to take to Dragon-con, and what creative back roads route to take to avoid as much traffic as possible, to prevent me from even more white hairs sprouting on my head. So in the meantime, have … Continue reading Don’t mind me<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[97,107,73,15,10],"class_list":["post-27624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-booze","tag-dragoncon","tag-friends","tag-og","tag-traffic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27624"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27627,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27624\/revisions\/27627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}