{"id":27879,"date":"2010-10-27T23:20:57","date_gmt":"2010-10-28T03:20:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=27879"},"modified":"2020-06-22T23:21:08","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T03:21:08","slug":"thoughts-while-showering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=27879","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts while showering"},"content":{"rendered":"

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My name is Patrick Bateman.\u00a0I’m 27 years old<\/b><\/span>. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m 28 years old.\u00a0 I know I’m comparing myself to a fictional character who’s own reality is in question, but shit, remembering lines like that don’t help make me feel like I’m not quite doing something right with my own life.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My name is Patrick Bateman.\u00a0I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I … Continue reading Thoughts while showering<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[41,83,15],"class_list":["post-27879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-movies","tag-observations","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27879"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27881,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27879\/revisions\/27881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}