{"id":28004,"date":"2010-11-05T00:28:54","date_gmt":"2010-11-05T04:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28004"},"modified":"2020-06-23T00:29:06","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T04:29:06","slug":"holy-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28004","title":{"rendered":"Holy (crap)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-28005 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/wpid-IMAG00591.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/wpid-IMAG00591.jpg 500w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/wpid-IMAG00591-300x179.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">&#8230; and I thought this contract job was all boring and vanilla and shit.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; and I thought this contract job was all boring and vanilla and shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[97,94,37,15],"class_list":["post-28004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-booze","tag-graphic-design","tag-job","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28004"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28006,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28004\/revisions\/28006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}