{"id":28014,"date":"2010-11-12T00:35:18","date_gmt":"2010-11-12T04:35:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28014"},"modified":"2020-06-23T00:35:29","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T04:35:29","slug":"never-been-so-insulted-in-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28014","title":{"rendered":"Never been so insulted in my life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Because I wear fingerless gloves, or &#8220;hobo&#8221; gloves when it&#8217;s cold outside, this guy at the place I&#8217;m currently freelancing at asked me if I rode a bicycle into work. Apparently, nothing says bicycle messenger douchebag like hobo gloves do or something, but here I am in business casual dress and not like some gay nuthuggers and thrift store garbage, and this asshole thinks I rode a bicycle into work. I don&#8217;t even own a fucking bicycle anymore.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I wear fingerless gloves, or &#8220;hobo&#8221; gloves when it&#8217;s cold outside, this guy at the place I&#8217;m currently freelancing at asked me if I rode a bicycle into work. Apparently, nothing says bicycle messenger douchebag like hobo gloves do or something, but here I am in business casual dress and not like some gay &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28014\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Never been so insulted in my life<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[37,15,52,105,49],"class_list":["post-28014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-job","tag-og","tag-owned","tag-rage","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28014"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28014\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28015,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28014\/revisions\/28015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}