{"id":28070,"date":"2010-12-12T10:39:11","date_gmt":"2010-12-12T14:39:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28070"},"modified":"2020-06-23T10:39:28","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T14:39:28","slug":"dulles-airport-can-eat-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28070","title":{"rendered":"Dulles Airport can eat my ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Naturally, after weeks of normal, albeit cool weather, it turns to shit literally two hours before I need to hop on a flight back home when I have work waiting for me tomorrow. It&#8217;s been two months since I last traveled, which is the same as two years for some, and already I&#8217;m sick of flying again. I get it when employees are stressed, overwhelmed and exasperated, but it&#8217;s never any excuse to lie and make shit up to someone who is pretty familiar with the whole process. Regardless of their bullshit, I&#8217;m through security on my own accord because I&#8217;m fucking brilliant. But fuck all this ill timed Mother Nature bullshit.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Naturally, after weeks of normal, albeit cool weather, it turns to shit literally two hours before I need to hop on a flight back home when I have work waiting for me tomorrow. It&#8217;s been two months since I last traveled, which is the same as two years for some, and already I&#8217;m sick of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28070\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dulles Airport can eat my ass<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[117,45,15,105,65,96,49],"class_list":["post-28070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-airports","tag-fail","tag-og","tag-rage","tag-travel","tag-weather","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28070"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28071,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28070\/revisions\/28071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}