{"id":28085,"date":"2010-12-20T12:30:20","date_gmt":"2010-12-20T16:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28085"},"modified":"2020-06-23T12:30:34","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T16:30:34","slug":"next-year-itll-be-santas-little-filthy-dirty-slut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28085","title":{"rendered":"Next year, it’ll be “Santa’s Little Filthy Dirty Slut”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A part of me is a little sad and disheartened that society is gradually headed in this degrading direction of objectifying women . . . actually, that part I don’t really care about, but the part where traditions, and concepts of childhood, purity, and innocence, turned into blatant capitalist pursuits of profit by turning them sexually suggestive is a little pathetic.\u00a0 Look, I know that sex sells, but eventually, there will literally be no concept or idea that doesn’t have a sexy dark side somewhere out there.\u00a0 Halloween’s already been sluttified, now I find out Christmas is too.\u00a0 If it already hasn’t been done by now, I’m sure the Easter-themed sexy Easter bunny, complete with fluffy-tail g-string, carrot dildo, and pastel-colored diaphragm is awaiting in April, and the party industry is probably hard at work trying to sexy-fy Independence Day next.<\/span><\/p>\n

But the other part of me would be doing backflips if there was a girl in my life who was willing to wear this, and be my little Ho-Ho-HO!.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A part of me is a little sad and disheartened that society is gradually headed in this degrading direction of objectifying women . . . actually, that part I don’t really care about, but the part where traditions, and concepts of childhood, purity, and innocence, turned into blatant capitalist pursuits of profit by turning them … Continue reading Next year, it’ll be “Santa’s Little Filthy Dirty Slut”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[119,45,101,15,110,49],"class_list":["post-28085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-christmas","tag-fail","tag-holidays","tag-og","tag-tradition","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28085"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28087,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28085\/revisions\/28087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}