{"id":28174,"date":"2011-01-01T14:25:43","date_gmt":"2011-01-01T18:25:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28174"},"modified":"2020-06-23T14:29:06","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T18:29:06","slug":"someone-named-tank-emailed-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28174","title":{"rendered":"Someone named “Tank” emailed me"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So I’m trying to sell my old 27″ television, a DVD player, and an entertainment stand, as one cohesive package on Craigslist, since I’m currently trying to pimp by bedroom, and clear up some space, and make it all cool to my customization.\u00a0 I put up at listing for all the aforementioned items, and since I’m actually asking for money, instead of giving things away for free, I don’t imagine to hear that many interested parties.\u00a0 Regardless, since posting my items, I’ve received just one email – and their name happens to allegedly be “Tank.”<\/span><\/p>\n

U have a contact #<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Is the only thing that they wrote in this message.\u00a0 I know I’m hard up for funds these days, but I don’t think I really want to do business with someone named Tank, lest they be an actual,\u00a0Left 4 Dead<\/i><\/span>\u00a0Tank, which is like a partially invincible, steroid-raged induced gorilla zombie that can punch things really hard, and bring oh-so much destrucity to my world if I let them know where I live.\u00a0 Granted, I’d know when Tank arrived, because I’d be able to hear the music, but since real life is what I’d say to be on advanced difficulty these days, knowing of Tank’s arrival would probably still be too late, and I’d probably end up with the front door smashed down, and be incapacitated immediately when Tank punched the entertainment center with the 27″ TV still on it, over me, knocking me over to bleed out.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I’m trying to sell my old 27″ television, a DVD player, and an entertainment stand, as one cohesive package on Craigslist, since I’m currently trying to pimp by bedroom, and clear up some space, and make it all cool to my customization.\u00a0 I put up at listing for all the aforementioned items, and since … Continue reading Someone named “Tank” emailed me<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[79,121,61,15],"class_list":["post-28174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-cashmoney","tag-homeownership","tag-l4d","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28176,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28174\/revisions\/28176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}