{"id":28235,"date":"2011-01-14T23:42:58","date_gmt":"2011-01-15T03:42:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28235"},"modified":"2020-06-23T23:43:10","modified_gmt":"2020-06-24T03:43:10","slug":"food-boner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28235","title":{"rendered":"Food Boner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eah23WvLYsQ?controls=0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">There&#8217;s a time in every man&#8217;s (<em>or woman&#8217;s<\/em>) life where they watch something very graphic, disturbing, unusual (<em>usually some fucked-up porn<\/em>), and they can&#8217;t take their eyes off of it. And when it&#8217;s finally over, the man stands up and then realizes that he has, an erection (<em>women, the horny equivalent<\/em>). Despite the unfathomable visuals just seen, somewhere, unconsciously, it appeals to some deep-down carnal, primal desires, manifesting into an unexpected arousal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\"><em>I call bullshit to anyone I know who says this has never happened to them.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">Today, jupe sends me this link for this video of Four Loko Chili. And watching through this abomination creation and subsequent consumption of this dietary nightmare, my mind was telling me &#8220;<em>jesus christ<\/em>&#8221; but my stomach was letting me know that somewhere in my digestive system, is a food boner popping up. Deep down, I want to be friends with these guys so I could partake in such epic culinary creations.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Lora; font-size: 12pt;\">It&#8217;s not even the fact that Four Loko is mentioned in this that made it interesting, in fact, I could very well do without any more Four Loko in my entire life for the matter. But everything prior to the incorporation of the Four Loko would be something I would <em>totally<\/em> be down trying, and willing to stuff my face with. It&#8217;s completely the opposite direction that any normal human being should be headed, but I find that eventually, the food boner must be dealt with.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a time in every man&#8217;s (or woman&#8217;s) life where they watch something very graphic, disturbing, unusual (usually some fucked-up porn), and they can&#8217;t take their eyes off of it. And when it&#8217;s finally over, the man stands up and then realizes that he has, an erection (women, the horny equivalent). Despite the unfathomable visuals &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28235\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Food Boner<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[56,15],"class_list":["post-28235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-food","tag-og"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28235"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28236,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28235\/revisions\/28236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}