{"id":28305,"date":"2011-01-29T00:13:10","date_gmt":"2011-01-29T04:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28305"},"modified":"2020-06-24T00:13:23","modified_gmt":"2020-06-24T04:13:23","slug":"ive-been-mistaken-for-a-lot-of-things-in-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28305","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve been mistaken for a lot of things in my life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">But Hispanic has never been one of them. When I was 17 and had shoulder length, mostly blond hair, I was once mistaken for a woman (despite\u00a0<span class=\"apple-style-span\"><i>standing <\/i><\/span>in front of a urinal at the time). When I lived in Harrisonburg, where nobody knew what a Korean was, I was once actually called black.\u00a0 While lunching in downtown Toronto during the film festival, someone once thought I was a particular director that I had never heard of.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">But today, while I was out jogging, I was passed some little kids who were all mesmerized by the not-black person, apparently training to burglarize in broad daylight.\u00a0 Couldn&#8217;t have been any older than maybe eight years old.\u00a0 As we reached the range of earshot, one of them says to me &#8220;<span class=\"apple-style-span\"><i>hola<\/i><\/span>,&#8221; and not in the &#8220;I&#8217;m using Spanish because it&#8217;s cool&#8221; kind of way, but in the &#8220;I think this guy is Spanish&#8221; kind of way.\u00a0 I acknowledged him with a nod, and kept jogging.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Mistaken for a Spanish person.\u00a0 There&#8217;s a first for everything.\u00a0 Silly batarians.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But Hispanic has never been one of them. When I was 17 and had shoulder length, mostly blond hair, I was once mistaken for a woman (despite\u00a0standing in front of a urinal at the time). When I lived in Harrisonburg, where nobody knew what a Korean was, I was once actually called black.\u00a0 While lunching &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28305\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;ve been mistaken for a lot of things in my life<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47,15,89,32],"class_list":["post-28305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-bataria","tag-og","tag-racism","tag-running"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28305"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28306,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28305\/revisions\/28306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}