{"id":28457,"date":"2011-02-17T13:13:16","date_gmt":"2011-02-17T17:13:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28457"},"modified":"2020-06-25T13:13:27","modified_gmt":"2020-06-25T17:13:27","slug":"creepiest-guy-ever-at-trivia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28457","title":{"rendered":"Creepiest guy ever at trivia"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Assist goes to Miss Emma, firstly.\u00a0 But seriously, this guy was the creeper of all creeps.\u00a0 Hitting on a 4\/10 Japanese girl at the bar, head all tilted weird and contorted.\u00a0 Drinking Yuengling out of a fucking goblet, and eating cheese fries like a six-year old eating spaghetti, allowing it to hang out of his mouth before sloppily snaring it in.\u00a0 But mostly the tilted head, and the “I’m so hot and I know you want to do me<\/em>” attitude that might not be conveyed as well through photograph.\u00a0 Sadly, because of the quality that he’s so engrossing himself with, he\u00a0may<\/em>\u00a0actually get lucky, but otherwise, the hipster hoodie, ironic t-shirt, messy hair, jew nose, and beady drunk eyes simply anoint this young man, as the creepiest guy ever at trivia.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Assist goes to Miss Emma, firstly.\u00a0 But seriously, this guy was the creeper of all creeps.\u00a0 Hitting on a 4\/10 Japanese girl at the bar, head all tilted weird and contorted.\u00a0 Drinking Yuengling out of a fucking goblet, and eating cheese fries like a six-year old eating spaghetti, allowing it to hang out of his … Continue reading Creepiest guy ever at trivia<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[15,124,49],"class_list":["post-28457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-og","tag-trolls","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28457"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28459,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28457\/revisions\/28459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}