{"id":28497,"date":"2011-03-02T13:43:13","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T17:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28497"},"modified":"2020-06-25T13:43:27","modified_gmt":"2020-06-25T17:43:27","slug":"brogging-from-the-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28497","title":{"rendered":"Brogging from the future"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Seriously, the time on the server is almost six hours ahead. I’m a fucking prophet right now. Today, there will be crime in Atlanta. Today, people will bitch about gas prices. Today, will feel generally no more dismal than usual. Except I start a new gig tomorrow, so that is good news.<\/span><\/p>\n

Last night, I had an odd dream. I was lusting, and I mean having an unhealthy lust for Miley Cyrus’s ass. Like I know it’s not really that impressive in real life, but in this dream, it was magnificently perfect, and presented right in my face in a suggestive manner. And I wanted it very, very badly. Miley Cyrus, huh.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Seriously, the time on the server is almost six hours ahead. I’m a fucking prophet right now. Today, there will be crime in Atlanta. Today, people will bitch about gas prices. Today, will feel generally no more dismal than usual. Except I start a new gig tomorrow, so that is good news. Last night, I … Continue reading Brogging from the future<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[15,49],"class_list":["post-28497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-og","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28497"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28499,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28497\/revisions\/28499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}