{"id":28506,"date":"2011-03-05T20:27:06","date_gmt":"2011-03-06T00:27:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28506"},"modified":"2020-06-25T20:27:17","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T00:27:17","slug":"roll-tard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28506","title":{"rendered":"Roll. Tard."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"border-image alignnone wp-image-28507 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/rolltard.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/rolltard.jpg 490w, https:\/\/totfc.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/rolltard-300x185.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Living where I do, it is neigh impossible to avoid the phenomenon that is college football.\u00a0 Namely Southeastern Conference (SEC) football, the most blindly passionate, dedicated, and die-hard subdivision of college football in the country, with fanbases twice as aforementioned, with a heaping addition of completely retarded to finish the ensemble.\u00a0 And Atlanta is literally the crossroads of ALL SEC schools, as it&#8217;s the center point for Georgia, South Carolina, Florida, Tennessee, LSU, Ole Miss, Auburn, Kentucky, and of course, my favorites, the Alabama Crimson Tide last\u00a0<s>but not<\/s>\u00a0and least.\u00a0 Whose name describes a big wave of water, but mascot is an elephant, and all their supports always say &#8220;<span class=\"apple-style-span\"><i>Roll. Tide<\/i><\/span>&#8221; as a school saying?\u00a0 &#8230; yeah<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">SEC fans are borderline mentally crippled when it pertains to the fortunes of their respective football teams.\u00a0 Hazing, harassment, and light graffiti are some things seen in college rivalries, but the destruction of property, flagrant vandalism, kidnapping of animal mascots, burnings, violence, extinguishing of life, and sheer unadulterated hate is more the MO of SEC fans.\u00a0 Lets not get into the legions of horribly designed novelty t-shirts, made to incite allegiance, talk smack,\u00a0<span class=\"apple-style-span\"><i>and celebrate results of individual games<\/i><\/span>.\u00a0 Recently, distraught over the anguish brought on by ultimate rival Auburn, winning the National Championship or beating Alabama at some point, an Alabama supporter (<span class=\"apple-style-span\"><i>he didn&#8217;t actually attend<\/i><\/span>) marched onto Auburn territory and poisoned the shit out of two iconic giant oak trees that were well over a hundred years old at a popular Auburn hangout spot.\u00a0 &#8230; yeah, because that&#8217;s justified retribution for the school you don&#8217;t like having some success.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">But anyway, I&#8217;m deviating from the point here, but the idea has been touched on that Alabama does not like Auburn, and vice versa, and it&#8217;s no secret that out of all SEC schools, I think Alabama has the biggest nutjobs and wacked out mental supporters.\u00a0 But the picture above is a t-shirt I saw at a crappy mall &#8211; it&#8217;s a &#8220;memorabilia&#8221; shirt, boasting University of Auburn, National Football Champions.\u00a0 Okay . . . what&#8217;s the point?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Auburn&#8217;s school colors are navy blue and orange.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">This particular shirt is in nothing but crimson.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Crimson is the color of the University of Alabama.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Clearly this shirt was made by an Alabama supporter who thought it would so insultingly awesome to make a congraturatory Auburn National Champions shirt in, wait for it &#8230;\u00a0<span class=\"apple-style-span\"><i>kekeke\u00a0<\/i><\/span>&#8230; CRIMSON!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Sigh.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Lora;\">Roll.\u00a0 Tard.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Living where I do, it is neigh impossible to avoid the phenomenon that is college football.\u00a0 Namely Southeastern Conference (SEC) football, the most blindly passionate, dedicated, and die-hard subdivision of college football in the country, with fanbases twice as aforementioned, with a heaping addition of completely retarded to finish the ensemble.\u00a0 And Atlanta is literally &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/totfc.net\/?p=28506\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Roll. Tard.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,106,15,58,124],"class_list":["post-28506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brog","tag-fail","tag-football","tag-og","tag-sports","tag-trolls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28506"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28508,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28506\/revisions\/28508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/totfc.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}